Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

276	276 Vote	This Guy Had 50,000 Bees in His Own Flesh
3	3 Vote	50 Ways to Cook Butternut Squash
2	2 Vote	Man Commits Suicide 3 Days Before Scheduled Execution
5	5 Vote	Let's Shop for GUNS
8	8 Vote	You're Fucked, but You're Smothering Me
4	4 Vote	You Might Have Been Women, and Other WikiLeaks Memorabilia
15	15 Vote	Google and Other Frauds
8	8 Vote	220,000 Pounds of Salt
206	206 Vote	Justin Bieber Banned From Indoor Skydiving Spot for Being a Dick
292	292 Vote	Hey Girl, Next Time Nemo Goes Missing, Just Assume He's Getting Drunk at a Playground
30	30 Vote	Man Dead, Two Hurt After iPhone Catches Fire in Oakland
2	2 Vote	Mark Wahlberg Talks Shit About Naked Boobs Already
2	2 Vote	A Drastically Awesome Way to Humiliate a Bunch of Food
2	2 Vote	So You Want an Eloquent "Fuck Off"
33	33 Vote	Subway Is Making a Webcomic About White Privilege
4	4 Vote	American Justice, Not a Ski Jumper Named Cunty Spunkfuckshitpiss
244	244 Vote	IPCC Report: Humans Are Fucking Gross
199	199 Vote	19 Things That Make Us Feel Feelings 1	1
110	110 Vote	Escaping the Friendzone: The Story of Hanukkah as Told By Cats
3	3 Vote	Remember When Music Videos Used to Mock Jewish Suffering
203	203 Vote	It's Now Illegal to Sell Girlfriend on eBay "As a Joke"
2	2 Vote	Q & a With Our School System
2	2 Vote	Which Good Book Would Be Great, if You Didn't See the Truth About Baby Carrots
5	5 Vote	This Is What Happens When Superman Lets Himself Kill Americans
3	3 Vote	This Week in Tabloids: A Detailed Accounting of Martha Stewart's Spanking New Match.com Profile
101	101 Vote	Please God Do Not Abuse Women
2	2 Vote	See the Teacher's Resignation Video That Makes This Baby Koala Drinking a Bottle of Water Might Be Catholic, and That Might Surprise You
2	2 Vote	There Is No Longer Knows the Difference Between Real Vice Headlines and Fake Ones?
2	2 Vote	Gay Men in the Captain's Chair
3	3 Vote	Deputies Hunt Exotic Animals on the Job
27	27 Vote	We Finally Know Who's Playing Captain Underpants on the U.S. Olympic Figure Skating Roster?
2	2 Vote	The Official Guide to Identifying Someone's Sexual Orientation by Appearance Alone
2	2 Vote	This Plant Has Been Re-Creating the Amazing True Story of How a Breast Milk Lollipop and Lived to Write About Transgender People
5	5 Vote	Why Do I Get My Mind Blown
4	4 Vote	Regrets All Around Us
2	2 Vote	Police Officer Gets Fired for Calling Police on Mom Drinking While Breastfeeding
2	2 Vote	In Midst of "A Baby Holocaust"
2	2 Vote	Why the World Is Safe From Joe Francis
3	3 Vote	Stare Into the Office Bathroom
4	4 Vote	Someone Is Already Illegal

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