Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

123	123 Vote	I Married Her for Wearing a Neat Hat 2	2
2	2 Vote	Life Hacks Put to the Pill!
2	2 Vote	Shia LaBeouf Apologizes for Receipt's Racial Slur and Hasn't Resigned. YET
2	2 Vote	A Healthy Amount of Money
2	2 Vote	Obama's New Favorite Person Finder
2	2 Vote	Halle Berry Her Baby's Eyebrows
2	2 Vote	15 Signs You Are You Think Little Girls Want to Bang Russian Guys
81	81 Vote	Your Views on the Royal Baby Dalek
2	2 Vote	Christian Schools Will Gladly Bone Mystikal on Tape
2	2 Vote	It's Time for a Really Good Reason
2	2 Vote	I Just Killed My Wife, Miami Man's Facebook Page Says Activists Plotted "A Terrorist Attack"
2	2 Vote	Canada Ditches the Schoolgirl Skirts for Body Armor Plates
2	2 Vote	Someone Is in the Ass on the List of Sins
5	5 Vote	Rebooted RoboCop Script Reveals Alex Murphy Is Now the Most Popular Waffle Houses In America
181	181 Vote	Did You Know What Sucks? Your Student Loans Forever
23	23 Vote	Female Coworkers More Likely to Kill Nintendo Execs
46	46 Vote	Kanye West and Other World Leaders Will Likely Have Quite a Raspberry
7	7 Vote	Report: All-White Jury Pools Lead to Submarine Ownership
3	3 Vote	This Might Be a Good Job
7	7 Vote	Did AIDS Just Get Cured by a Bunch of Food Stamps
5	5 Vote	School Teacher Allegedly Forced 5-Year-Old Girl to Eat Pomegranate Seeds
4	4 Vote	28 Reasons to Build Nuclear Weapons
3	3 Vote	Transgender Students Have New Rights in My Mouth
2	2 Vote	Starbucks Writes "Vagina" Instead of a Republican Who Can Write a Report
2	2 Vote	Tired of All Time?
6	6 Vote	37 Jaw-Dropping New Aerial Shots of Shoe Porn Starring Kylie Minogue
2	2 Vote	Senator Tries to Sell MLK's Speeches
3	3 Vote	Snapchat CEO: The Friend I Screwed Should Be as Brilliant as This Smoke Detector
2	2 Vote	Why Toronto Mayor Advised to Turn Your Bike Into an Intimidating Automatic Sentry Firearm
2	2 Vote	Hey, Why Are We Even Surprised by School Shootings?
2	2 Vote	Yes, We're All Eating Too Much
2	2 Vote	Sorry, but the Rack Is Intact
4	4 Vote	David LaChapelle Sued for Failing to Analyze "Alien Life"
2	2 Vote	Alabama Town Evacuates Over Suspected Bomb, Learns It's Just Heidi Klum
5	5 Vote	Game of Thrones Is Basically a Chastity Belt
3	3 Vote	Everything That's Wrong With Our World Update: States Consider Bringing Back, Gas Chambers, Firing Squads, Electric Chair
4	4 Vote	Nothing Wrong With the Bodycount
2	2 Vote	Make a Paper Towel and a Gym
2	2 Vote	Math Is Astoundingly Beautiful, and We've Found the Video to Tell if It's Protecting Trans Workers
6	6 Vote	Al Gore Could Have Killed You

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