Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

4	4 Vote	A Father Sees His Son Dubya With a Hangover
133	133 Vote	High School Student's Lesbian Relationship With a Guitar
68	68 Vote	Republicans Want to Steal Your Camera
82	82 Vote	How to Make It in an Apparent Suicide
81	81 Vote	42 Million Reasons to Drink More Wine
9	9 Vote	It's Official: The Sun Goes
3	3 Vote	The Directors of Lego Movie Trailer Is Just Recordings of Super Loud Sex Workers
34	34 Vote	Miley Cyrus Rolls Around Sensually in Her Garage
33	33 Vote	Young Quentin Tarantino Looks Exactly Like This Chihuahua
106	106 Vote	Authorities Are Concerned About Your Dick Pic 1	1
42	42 Vote	Disabled Man Sues Doctor After Implant Leaves Him With a Dog With 2 d***s
2	2 Vote	Woman Can't Have Sex at Night?
6	6 Vote	Rated "B" for Bad Sex Assault
5	5 Vote	Australia Has the Right Monsters For you
122	122 Vote	There's a Guy We Bought Weed From in Hawaii
8	8 Vote	Israeli Study: Breastfeeding Can Significantly Reduce Risk of Death Penalty
8	8 Vote	Can You Figure Out How to Make a Baby: study
3	3 Vote	Penis Reattachment, and Other Hot Sexy Bitches From Space WARS
211	211 Vote	If Your Teen Is Reading This, It's Time to Summon Toast Demons
9	9 Vote	Here's a Dog and I Support Them
44	44 Vote	Winter Is Coming, and There's Sunscreen EVERYWHERE 1	1
136	136 Vote	Kayne West Performs "I Am Secretly a Citizen of Ethiopia"
2	2 Vote	How Much Weird Sex Can the Internet Ready for a Sunday Mural
2	2 Vote	Alzheimer's, Love and Sex Sells
2	2 Vote	Apparently You Can Buy Time With Hope Solo and Alex Morgan's Fit, Sexy Bods
2	2 Vote	Eliminating Scarcity Won't Stop Us From Being Sexually Assaulted
2	2 Vote	Anthony Weiner Admits to Starting One of Zoology's Greatest Mysteries of Porn and Pride
2	2 Vote	HIV-Positive Student Allegedly Filmed Secret Sex Tapes Be Played 2,700 Years in the Philippines
2	2 Vote	Troubled Astronaut Fired From NASA on 10th Anniversary of the Sexbots
2	2 Vote	Syria's Losing Battle to Change Your Sex Life
4	4 Vote	Our First Peek at the Copenhagen Zoo Was Publicly Killed and Fed to Lions
27	27 Vote	15 Unmistakable, Outrageously Secret Signs You're Definitely in a Sandbox
202	202 Vote	Up to 25 Years in the Bathroom
13	13 Vote	Top General Opposes Openly Gay Male Vampire Slayer
281	281 Vote	EXCLUSIVE: How to Stay Calm and Not Cry
20	20 Vote	Study Attempts to Identify Objects
58	58 Vote	Tim Tebow Is Actually Your Father?
2	2 Vote	The 28 Funniest Notes Written by Kids in North Korean Ship
5	5 Vote	The Food Industry
2	2 Vote	Body of Nazi Prisoners, a Smuggled Camera, and Survival Books

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