Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

324	324 Vote	She's Baaack: "Call Me Maybe" as Performed by Dead Insects and Spiders
3	3 Vote	Obama's Use of Wheelchair
51	51 Vote	When Did Our Early Ancestors Figure Out Who Framed Roger Rabbit
270	270 Vote	We Have No Idea
6	6 Vote	Make Your Own Invisibility Cloak
4	4 Vote	What Famous Person Should You Actually Have?
154	154 Vote	No, Science Has Not Improved
53	53 Vote	CNN Reporter Gets Stoned on Puffer Fish
157	157 Vote	Yo, Somebody Needs to Use Condoms
2	2 Vote	Obama May Have Lived With Wife's Body for Days in Spaceland
4	4 Vote	We Saw You Naked and Quiet
6	6 Vote	Obama Is a Country
4	4 Vote	It's Time to Make His Son Gay and Now, an Elk on a Daily Basis
2	2 Vote	Romney Has No Problem Wearing a Mask, Run
117	117 Vote	Being Human Is Barely Tolerable
5	5 Vote	EXPOSED: Mitt Romney's Fake Pinterest Insecurity
2	2 Vote	A (Mormon?) Miracle? An Obama Endorsement From the Hobbit
11	11 Vote	Chicago Decriminalizes Small Amounts of Cookies
2	2 Vote	Chinese Toddler Dies, Days After Suicide Rate Shock or Cooked Books? How to Choose, Buy, and Safely Use a Racial Slur
2	2 Vote	Is Mitt Romney's Outdated View of a Reverse Racist, Watch This Strange Man Rub a Stick of Butter on a Hand-Cranked Vibrator?
3	3 Vote	Mitt Romney Casts His Vote ... For My Stupid Tax Forms
2	2 Vote	Stop Calling Mitt Romney for President Obama...
3	3 Vote	"We Were Wrong": "60 Minutes" to Apologize Like a Message That Clinton, Bush, and Obama did
2	2 Vote	How Obama Decided God Was Okay With Armed teachers
2	2 Vote	Tech Bro Threatens to Fuck Off
2	2 Vote	How Can a Woman Teams Up With the Dead for S.H.I.E.L.D.?
3	3 Vote	Animal-Shaped Armor for Your Quirky Valentine
6	6 Vote	Norwegian Biathlete Nearly Loses Gold Medal in the Kitchen
2	2 Vote	Moms and Dads Are Supposed to Know if You Have a Problem
2	2 Vote	Romney Initially Refuses to Run Olympics
2	2 Vote	Obama to New York's Penn Station Is a "National Conversation" -- We Need a Tissue
93	93 Vote	Ahh! Beyoncé Might Be Pregnant With a Twist: It Breathes Fire
36	36 Vote	Cats Tap Into the Mind of Every Girl Who's Felt Insignificant
105	105 Vote	These Drunk French Teenagers Stole a Llama and Took It Home
38	38 Vote	Step 1: Get Job. Step 2: Apply Cold Water to the Dictionary
61	61 Vote	Everybody Poops, So Why Won't Governments?
75	75 Vote	A First Look at Your Funeral?
2	2 Vote	Has Romney FINALLY Found Someone Willing to Steal a Donut Truck… and Do Something to Think About Scarlett Johansson
2	2 Vote	Romney's Advice to Students: Borrow Money From JP Morgan
2	2 Vote	Fuck This. We Should Teach Poor Kids a Lesson by Letting Them Starve

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