Headline Smasher

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Voted Headlines

5	5 Vote	My Friend Clint Just Got Real Lesbiany
61	61 Vote	How the Clitoris Really Worked Until Four Years Ago
88	88 Vote	Always Try to Masturbate on the Baby! Now Back to Work
124	124 Vote	Not Enough Parents Are Turning Children Into Witches 1	1
612	612 Vote	Fuck Yes, I'll Eat Some Damn Cupcakes 3	3
30	30 Vote	You Call It Food. I Call Him Mr. Condom
493	493 Vote	Congratulations on the Dong 2	2
197	197 Vote	Walter White Supremacist 1	1
262	262 Vote	Hitler Finally Loses His Shit at Drake Concert
315	315 Vote	Try Not Being a Shithead 1	1
40	40 Vote	Which Actress Is Sleeping With a Chainsaw
35	35 Vote	Microsoft Ready for Your Nude Pics
226	226 Vote	Interview With a Sandwich 1	1
67	67 Vote	Man Rips Off Own Penis After "Unusual" Autoerotic Act
54	54 Vote	Tonight's Nightmares Are Brought to You by Nickelback
41	41 Vote	Project Spark Lets You Play as an African Lion Meat Loaf
85	85 Vote	Ask a Mortician: How Do Reindeer Fly?
105	105 Vote	Anthony Weiner Is a Lovable Wood Nymph Who Drinks Mushroom Tea
66	66 Vote	Frat Bros Suspended for Twerking
32	32 Vote	Ten Types of Jerks You Meet During a Miscarriage
356	356 Vote	Justin Bieber Sex Doll Commits Suicide 4	4
245	245 Vote	Happy Holidays: Woman Uses Nunchuks to Fight Cancer 1	1
178	178 Vote	Let's Talk About Poop More Often
70	70 Vote	The 24 Worst Parts of Your Vampire Bullshit
22	22 Vote	26 Reasons to Date a Man Named Tinker
136	136 Vote	Al Roker: I Pooped in My Mouth
58	58 Vote	5 Reasons Why It's Not Just Children Who Need Abortions
236	236 Vote	Elmo Won't Be Charged in 1945 Massacre 1	1
138	138 Vote	The Vatican Tries a Little Coke Snorting
62	62 Vote	11 Lessons on Proper Penis Pic Etiquette
166	166 Vote	I Believe I May Have Died From Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation
87	87 Vote	There's a Penis on My Bus Driver 1	1
26	26 Vote	Americans Now Too Lazy to Venture Outside
153	153 Vote	When Life Hands You Lemons... Become a Crime-Fighting Vigilante
7	7 Vote	Criminal or Not, Edward Snowden Just Got Real Lesbiany
205	205 Vote	Finally, Someone Has Made Dating More Difficult Than It Needs To Be
101	101 Vote	Federal Shutdown - It's Time for Political Murders
8	8 Vote	Here's a Dog With 2 d***s
19	19 Vote	Productivity Tips for Jesus
165	165 Vote	Canines of the Porn Industry

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