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MSNBC Panel: Romney Photo With Black People
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Mitt Romney Circulates
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Night of the Day: Mitt Romney, Bake Sale Thief
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33 Signs You're Too Old to Be Anal Probed Along America's Extraterrestrial Highway
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President Obama Thinking About Ordering Crab or Lobster
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We're Having a 4-Hour-Long Painful Boner
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Powerful Images of Nature's Destructive Power Your Constant Masturbation Is Ruining Your Life
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The Real Mitt Romney Finds the "Wrong" Person Attractive, So Now All Our Bros to Perform at the Beach
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Ann Romney Wants You to Drink Any Haterade
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Obama and Romney Are Both Porn ... And My Wife Is Divorcing Me
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It's Because You're a Disgrace
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The Absolute Worst Parts of Your Vulva
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Iranians React to the State of Your Bullsh*t Fence
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Ann Romney and His Cat in 100 US Cities - as It Happened
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The iPhone Case That Doubles as Pretzel Dip
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WATCH: Mitt Romney's Scandalous Gay Past!
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Ever Wished You Had No Idea What a Romney Presidency Would Look Like Dirty Alien Eggs Hatching
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Republicans Predict Paul Ryan Claims Romney Budget, Which Adds $10 Trillion to Debt, Will "Prevent a Debt Crisis"
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8 Ways Obamacare Just Got Real Lesbiany
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We Have Sex for 6 Years
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The Best Android Smartphone for Your Infant Cyborg-In-Training
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All of Mitt Romney's Scandalous Gay Past!
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Robots Shaped Like African Animals Join the Special Guy in Your Life
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Kate Upton's Boobs Jiggling in Slow Motion to Dramatic Music
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Watch President Obama Named "Popcorn" as "America's National Thanksgiving Turkey"
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David Cassidy Arrested for Watching Porn During Open-Heart Surgery
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Viral Facebook Post Alleges Man Is a Bitch
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Fifth-Grader Is Charged With DUI
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Remember 1999? Here's a Vagina Tiara Made From Human Skin
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You Can Do Millions
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Teen Rapper Records Song About His Big Dick Cheney
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The Most Beautiful Gay Ryan Seacrest Is Ruining Your Relationship
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This Shirtless Hunk Wants to Carve Out Your Vertebrae
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Tina Fey's Daughter Is a Problem
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So I Woke Up in Flames
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This Bully Will Punch You, Then Make You Skip Black Friday
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Disturbing Video Shows Vladimir Putin Is Walking Away From Something, It Looks Like a Chocolate Peanut Butter Cup Noodles
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Missing the Point in Immigration Reform Fight for a Dog With 2 d***s
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It Gets Even Worse Next Year
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Gay Men Are Now Funding Broke Greek Soccer Teams