Headline Smasher

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Voted Headlines

6	6 Vote	Getting Word Out About Her Barbie Whorehouse
2	2 Vote	The Happiest People Work for Change. Not This Guy
2	2 Vote	Italian Official: In California, No One Can Hear You Cry Real Tears
2	2 Vote	Pregnancy: It Makes You Actually Have?
3	3 Vote	Just in Time to Prove That Tablets Are More Likely to Commit Fraud
4	4 Vote	Puppy Love: Baby Sea Lion Hops on a Snowmobile
46	46 Vote	Watch a 9th Grader Give Obama Adult supervision
4	4 Vote	Pedophile Made a $147,239,214 Bitcoin Transfer
2	2 Vote	24 Reasons Why We Mistrust Teachers. Nails It
3	3 Vote	A Brief History of Sports Caught at That Girl's Ass?: A Short Play Government
2	2 Vote	Playing "Poker Face" on Bottles Is an App Which Will Quit Your Job Loss of Open Wounds and Decent Intervals
2	2 Vote	Video From Under the Toilet Seat About a White, Gay Rapper Wiz
3	3 Vote	Forgot the Lyrics to the Internet Providers
2	2 Vote	Little Kid Discovers His Shadow for the Birds
2	2 Vote	Uganda Attempts to Break Down This Whole Mess
32	32 Vote	Obama Could Be Inkjet Printed
4	4 Vote	Real Americans Tell Romney It May Get Dark Out, Better Burn Your Bras
2	2 Vote	Psychic's Trial Offers Testimony of Being Born
4	4 Vote	Bieber JET STOPPED FOR POT ON WAY to Beat Garza's deal
3	3 Vote	You Need Faith. This Should Help. Pass It On
3	3 Vote	Massachusetts Monks to Brew Alcohol and Not Be Forced to Retire
6	6 Vote	Breathtaking Concept Art of Sneaking a Tampon Into the Beady Eyes of Iranian Military Advisers
8	8 Vote	Scientists Reveal Chicken Nuggets Are Less Than $5000
190	190 Vote	Wisconsin Is the Worst
889	889 Vote	Oh Dear God, People Are a Thing 5	5
38	38 Vote	Obama Wants to Feel Anything but Scared
5	5 Vote	Mitt Romney Commissioned Pro-America Pins, Made Them in a Giant Vagina
2	2 Vote	Victoria's Secret Is Spray Tans
2	2 Vote	Zoos: Ethical Pros and Cons of Cons
19	19 Vote	Jennifer Lawrence, Jonah Hill, and Martha Stewart Met on Match.com
9	9 Vote	Ecstasy in London? Heroin in Happy Meals 3	3
96	96 Vote	STUDY: Extreme Loneliness Can Lead to Submarine Ownership 1	1
2	2 Vote	Cancer Patient Choosing Death Over ObamaCare Subsidies
2	2 Vote	Barack Obama's Kool-Aid for America to Fail
3	3 Vote	Mitt Romney's Wonder Dong Should Be Talking About Sex
206	206 Vote	Microsoft Might Be Destroying the Universe 2	2
5	5 Vote	Obama Requested Advance Copies of Rune Factory 4
40	40 Vote	26 New Ways to Eat a Drunk Driver
34	34 Vote	It's Dangerous to Be a Problem
39	39 Vote	Mr. Romney, Have You Recalibrated Your ambitions?

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