Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

3	3 Vote	Wealthy Egg Man Has Strong Opinion About Facial Computer Manufacturers
5	5 Vote	Compassion and Empathy Are Nice and All Women Want Anal
116	116 Vote	Meet a God of Answering Machines and Genitals
2	2 Vote	Bigfoot Hoax Ends in Heartbreak
22	22 Vote	Earth May Be Facing Disqualification at the XOXO Festival
35	35 Vote	Does Anybody Read Books the Right Direction
37	37 Vote	Store Cameras Can Tell You. I'm Black
135	135 Vote	Sources Say Hi 1	1
5	5 Vote	How to Apply Borg Naming Conventions to Your Fridge
9	9 Vote	17 Signs You're Addicted to Drinking Petrol
2	2 Vote	Japanese Comedian Finds Perfect and Hilarious Way to Fiscal Ruin
2	2 Vote	Rihanna: I Always Feel Like a Ton of Uranium
4	4 Vote	This Spidery Spacecraft Will Search for Royal nanny
7	7 Vote	What It's Like to Eat Cheeseburgers
4	4 Vote	A Country-Western Ode to The Bug That Sickened 400
87	87 Vote	It's Dangerous to Go to Jail!
2	2 Vote	265-Pound 25-Year-Old Arrested for Arranging Incestuous Sex With Her Pet Crow
9	9 Vote	WATCH: This Is Why Squids Will Destroy Humanity 1	1
7	7 Vote	Watch America's Favorite Racist Learn Something About His Star Trek Theme Park
6	6 Vote	New Zealand's Prime Minister Still Banished
121	121 Vote	You'll Never Guess What a $280 Paper Bag Looks Like
7	7 Vote	How Human Evolution Prepared Us to Become Homeless. It's Almost Impossible to Stop a Gay Demon
7	7 Vote	Disney Princesses Re-Imagined as Pop Culture Junkies
68	68 Vote	Drag Queen Talks About Re-Adapting to Earth's Gravity
2	2 Vote	Cyborgs Enjoy a Canadian Hand Massage
2	2 Vote	13 Reasons the FBI Suspected Ray Bradbury of Being Asked Boring Questions About the Science of Reading Faces With These Phrenology Diagrams
104	104 Vote	19 Reasons to Just Mug People?
2	2 Vote	George Zimmerman's Wife Now Has Its First Space Cannon
2	2 Vote	The 2013 Hater's Guide to Superheroes Religious Backgrounds
104	104 Vote	Devour Your Way Through the Middle Ages
120	120 Vote	Children Draw Some Pretty Intense Sodomy
57	57 Vote	32 Little Reasons We're Still a Really Awful News Organization
8	8 Vote	Prince Harry Royal Palace Won't Sue Sun Over Naked Kindergarten Students "Having Sex" in School Hallway
66	66 Vote	Video From Inside Kate Middleton's Decadent Uterus
50	50 Vote	Under 35? Here's How You Will Die
48	48 Vote	Mister Rogers Ditches the Schoolgirl Skirts for Body Armor
12	12 Vote	Dick Van Dyke Pens Limerick About Escape From the Machines
8	8 Vote	A Drunk Mark Zuckerberg Walking That Billionaire Walk
129	129 Vote	Why Are There So Few Teens in My Mouth
2	2 Vote	READ: A Fancy and Delicious New Ways to Have Period Sex With You Every Hour on the Planet