Logo

Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.
Sign Up
Sign In
Explore Smash
Leaderboard Random
Explore Smash
Leaderboard Random
Sign Up
Sign In

READ: A Fancy and Delicious New Ways to Have Period Sex With You Every Hour on the Planet

2 votes
Vote
Tweet
Share

discovered by alien07
2014-03-12

2014-03-12

Smashed From These Stories

  • Read
    Smashes
    21 Fun Ways To Have A Fancy And Delicious New Year’s Eve
    BuzzFeed BuzzFeed
  • Read
    Smashes
    21 Fun Ways To Have A Fancy And Delicious New Year’s Eve
    BuzzFeed BuzzFeed
  • Read
    Smashes
    Billy Bob Thornton Would Like to Have Period Sex with You Posthaste
    Jezebel Jezebel
  • Read
    Smashes
    The Most Stingy Company On The Planet Is Owned By One Family. Here's What Makes That Wrong.
    Upworthy Upworthy
  • Read
    Smashes
    Here's A Fact About Sharks And Humans That'll Stay With You Every Hour On The Hour Today
    Upworthy Upworthy
  • Read
    Smashes
    READ: A Fancy Science Guy Put Some Of The Most Important, Complex Facts Of Our Time Into Haikus
    Upworthy Upworthy

Smash from these news sources


Follow @HeadlineSmasher on Twitter

Get the best smashes all up in your social business.

Built by Wil Gieseler as a weird side project thing.

Follow me on Twitter at @wilgieseler if that's your jam.

Random Smash

Make a Suggestion

Report a Bug

View Source or Contribute on GitHub


Original headlines are copyrighted by their respective owners. This is a parody of news headlines.
© 2025 Wil Gieseler


Sign Up

No personal information required.

Existing users sign in

Why do I need an account? That is stupid and dumb!

You don't need an account to use the generator or browse around, but if you make one you can:

  • Save headlines from the generator
  • Vote on headlines
  • Earn sweet, sweet karma

We tried to do it without accounts for a while, but a few people kept cheating and hacking and being rude.

It's completely free and we don't ask for any personal information so we can't spam you.


I Already Have An Account