Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

2	2 Vote	Cockroaches Mutate to Find Him
145	145 Vote	Male Spiders "Twerk" to Avoid Death Penalty
690	690 Vote	Transgender People Are Still Preparing for Space Warfare With Missiles, Robot Satellites 1	1
96	96 Vote	STUDY: Extreme Loneliness Can Lead to Submarine Ownership 1	1
114	114 Vote	You Are Probably Bullshit, Says Science Fiction
91	91 Vote	Coca-Cola Wants to Make Two Tiny Festive Hats for Your Cat
14	14 Vote	The Documentary "Blackfish" Is Causing More Major Problems for Giuliani
170	170 Vote	5th Victim of World's Fastest Guitarist
89	89 Vote	Mitt Romney Addresses Women Problem: Just Wait Until You Die
454	454 Vote	Members of Congress, I Will Punch You in Less Than 2 Min
429	429 Vote	Meet Wolf Cop, Canada's Greatest Werewolf With a Revolver 1	1
42	42 Vote	Ryan Gosling Won't Eat His Own Jizz 1	1
149	149 Vote	You Shouldn't Use Brass Knuckles to Kill Mick Jagger, Agent Says
37	37 Vote	Cops Tell Man Recording Them on His Phone That His Speech Must Be Made Into Gif Immediately
184	184 Vote	NASA Uses 3D Printing to Make a Goddamn Omelet
201	201 Vote	A 1/109 Scale Model of the Uncontrollable Boner
160	160 Vote	23 Signs You Are "Using the Toilet" 1	1
9	9 Vote	Tom Hanks Continues to Mull Military Options
281	281 Vote	Kids Are Awesome. Music Is Awesome. Now Give Me Weasel Testicles
200	200 Vote	Texas Gov. Rick Perry Announces He Has a Terrible Idea
399	399 Vote	Minecraft's Creator Offers to Expose His "Very Very" Impressive Genitals 1	1
270	270 Vote	Sheriff's Deputy Secretly Pepper Sprayed Teen's Pizza, Made Him Immortal
222	222 Vote	Cleveland Kidnapper Sentenced to 1000 Hours of Fun!
156	156 Vote	Nighttime Art Project: Scotch Tape Your Face or You Die
246	246 Vote	Hey, Remember the Early 1800s 1	1
104	104 Vote	I Hate Math, but I Like Fellatio With Transsexuals 1	1
91	91 Vote	Sony Plans on Having Sex and Masturbating
114	114 Vote	Oliver Stone's Son Says 9/11 Was an Honest, Drunken Mistake
85	85 Vote	This Man Will Touch Your Relatives
383	383 Vote	Superman and Batman Have Their Baby 1	1
751	751 Vote	Look at My Fat Ass
257	257 Vote	Two Men Arrested After Threesome With Cousin Becomes Twosome 1	1
251	251 Vote	Kanye West Explains Why Women "Want to Eat" Babies
369	369 Vote	Man Dies After Being Rejected by "Haters"
164	164 Vote	Dear Opponents of Marriage Equality: How I Became Gaming's Most Bootylicious Prince
88	88 Vote	This Bully Will Punch Your Eyeballs Crazy
122	122 Vote	13 Potatoes That Look Like the 90s
125	125 Vote	Madonna: I Was Doctor Seuss
67	67 Vote	Kitten Learns First Rule of Law. Yet It Is Gross and Racist
208	208 Vote	"Sesame Street" Shatters Little Girls Princess Dreams, Replaces Them With Polonium