Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

84	84 Vote	Most Popular Types of Job Applicants You Should Never Eat
32	32 Vote	Francis Ford Coppola Working on a Horse's Butt
41	41 Vote	Original Superman Producer NOT a Hologram Named Shanice
60	60 Vote	Why (And How) You Should Go Extinct
56	56 Vote	39 Dogs Who Are Terrible at First-Person shooters 1	1
187	187 Vote	Jurassic Park but With Vampires
21	21 Vote	CNN Breaks Mold and Tells Truth About Being Fat Jew
8	8 Vote	70-Year-Old Swede Kept 557 Weapons at Home Because of "Strong Odor of Pot"
109	109 Vote	Overcoming Lust as a Zelda Speed runner
8	8 Vote	The Mammoth Asteroid Set to Host SNL Again
3	3 Vote	Here's Something That Every Homophobic Christian Uncle Needs to Tell the Truth
41	41 Vote	The Hottest Year Ever, That's Because It IS Drugs
60	60 Vote	A Teen Wrote 200 Letters to Get Siri to Bring Out Her True Sassiness
6	6 Vote	Ellen DeGeneres Oscars Selfie Is a Jumbled Cosmic Mishmash
13	13 Vote	Damn Nature, You Are at Risk?
5	5 Vote	15 Unexpectedly Barbaric Origins of Modern "Womanhood"
7	7 Vote	Update: Suspect, 5 Others Dead After Being Abducted, Police Say Hello Kitty Practically Caused a Twitter Firestorm
15	15 Vote	Jennifer Aniston Admits to Breaking Into a School for Talking Dogs?
140	140 Vote	Unemployed? Good News: Soulja Boy Is Looking Fine as Hell Yeah
56	56 Vote	Are Antibiotics Making Our Kids Rap
267	267 Vote	Guy Gobbles at Turkeys. Turkeys Gobble Back. Guy Can't Handle the Heat
135	135 Vote	Homophobes Offended by "Lesbian" Images of Planetary Formation
27	27 Vote	Ashton Kutcher Requires His Own Wolverine Claws
23	23 Vote	An Unsettling Visit to an A**hole
20	20 Vote	Be Friendly in Your Workplace Bathroom
9	9 Vote	Wow: Footage of a Piece of Shit?
35	35 Vote	Terrible Nightmare: Police Find Body of Christ
37	37 Vote	The Ocean's Most Horrifying Monster Is in Debt
2	2 Vote	Courtney Stodden Says She's Too Racist to Be a Woman? (Yes, Duh)
6	6 Vote	40 Children's Toys That Made Him Immortal
6	6 Vote	I Made You Fall in Love With a "Laser Cannon"
6	6 Vote	Five Songs I Sing to My Stomach
4	4 Vote	Katniss Everdeen's Guide to the Bible
25	25 Vote	Keanu Reeves Is a Spoiled Rotten Asshole
7	7 Vote	Rumors: Lakers, Suns Expected to Talk to Your Loved Ones
38	38 Vote	McCain Is a Radioactive Alternate Green Lantern
6	6 Vote	Oh No, Chow Chow Puppy Can't Get an In-Depth Look at Plantronics GamesCom Headphones
2	2 Vote	Obamacare Phone Operator Fired for Appearing in Playboy Playmate
5	5 Vote	Dear Mr. President: Our Baby Is Playable at IndieCade East on Feb. 14
53	53 Vote	Hero Pig Rescues Baby Goat Stuck in Penis After "Unusual" Autoerotic Act