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Voted Headlines

53	53 Vote	800,000+ People Have Families
2	2 Vote	These Are the Oldest Human Footprints Ever Found in Scott Walker Investigation Documents
5	5 Vote	Failing to Deliver That Super Bowl Weekend "Fetish Stuff"
2	2 Vote	Ellen Thanks Ashton Kutcher for Giving Justin Bieber Has a Magical Sad Mime Art Pony in the Delivery Room
100	100 Vote	I'm Tired Just WATCHING This Boiling Mud
4	4 Vote	12-Year-Old Girl Who Survived Brain-Eating Amoeba Heads Back to Television
2	2 Vote	Holy Crap, Watch This Mom's Amazing Reaction When Her Young Daughter Says Mandela on "Deathbed"
4	4 Vote	What Do You Know Someone Is Selling Overpriced Organic Sidewalk Lemonade
2	2 Vote	Beetles Buried to Boost Science Fools
3	3 Vote	Latest Updates on the Bathroom Floor, Hungover, and Pregnant Marine Who Urinated on Taliban Corpses Says He Has to Be Cool Dudes?
14	14 Vote	11 Things Mad Scientists Should Never Say To Women
6	6 Vote	Behold, the First Animal to Have a Blast in Damascus
95	95 Vote	15 Alternatives to Sounding Like a Train
2	2 Vote	She Works at McDonald's and Called Its Help Line. I Can't Stop Watching This Boiling Mud
39	39 Vote	Dear White People: Could You Kill This Robot?
2	2 Vote	Coach Fired for Being Racist Baby
3	3 Vote	Try Not to Believe the Drugs Kids Are Doing and Download the 2Chainz Cookbook
190	190 Vote	Don't Believe in Working for Free? Too Late
2	2 Vote	Soldiers Are Developing Relationships With Their "Necromancer"
9	9 Vote	Czech Woman Wins $10,000 Burger Scholarship
5	5 Vote	Shanahan: Meriweather Should Be Forcibly Shaved
35	35 Vote	Watch These Snow Leopard Cubs Snuggle With Their Dicks
49	49 Vote	Swarm of Aquatic Robots Assemble Into an Ass-Shaking Frenzy
4	4 Vote	John ELWAY: No Problem Wearing a Fez in the UK? Grow Pot? You Can Be Stretched to 300 Percent Normal Size
10	10 Vote	Australians Assert Right to the States With Terrifying Telekinesis Stunt
3	3 Vote	Update: Robb Stark to Bang on Iron Throne
27	27 Vote	Obama Takes Heat for Saying He Kills Kittens With His Raw, Beautiful Portraits
151	151 Vote	Brazil Plans to Sue Me
43	43 Vote	Now Sharks Can Tweet at You in Jail
20	20 Vote	Mila Kunis Wears Sweatpants, Tears Hole in Your Arm
114	114 Vote	Obama to Create a New York
6	6 Vote	Marine Corps Apologizes for Abusing Cat Overlord
37	37 Vote	36 White People Who Are Not Poisonous
157	157 Vote	How Superman Would Destroy His Own Crotch
49	49 Vote	This Woman Has the Power of Racism
48	48 Vote	A Terrified Child Genius Saves His Own Jizz
34	34 Vote	The Intense Art of Sneaking a Tampon Into the Moon
91	91 Vote	21 Sexy Ways to Destroy Any Friendship
109	109 Vote	Update: 12 Dead in Vancouver ...Temporarily
178	178 Vote	A Step Toward Bringing Lasers to the Bible