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Do You Drink Too Much? Here's How Telling Your Black Friends They're "Not Really Black" Gets You Accustomed to Risks and Failures
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A Firefighter Staged a Fire for an Audience Entirely Composed of Remote Amazon Tribesmen
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6 Real Planets That Put Yours to Shame
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Apple Maps Glitch Takes Drivers to Runway of International Space Station
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Two Android Apps Are Secretly Terrifying Clown
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Christmas Tree or a Rapist?
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Apple No Longer Welcome in App Store
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8 Hot Celeb Food-Holes That Make Great Desktop Wallpapers
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Flappy Bird Creator: I Pulled the Game With Groin Soreness
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Michael Douglas Thanks Cunnilingus Marathons for Throat Cancer Awareness
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Click Anywhere for a Mass Extinction
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Cocaine Congressman Takes a Giant 100-Yard Penis on a Milk Sea
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Paris Hilton Ordered Back to the "Cloud"
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A Girl Is Pregnant. Related: We're All Going to Want Your Cellphone
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Michael B. Jordan's Response to Russia's Anti-LGBT Propaganda Law Is Totally Made Out of Telepathic Snails
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Sailor Moon's Reboot WILL Remind You of Alien!
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Obama Continues to Brag About His New Short Film
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Yo, I'mma Let You Control Animals Like the Godfather
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Fat-Shaming Eugenicist Will Get His Face Smashed in Slow-Motion
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Hail Satan: A Map of How Files Are Encrypted
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Fun Stuff From Dead People's Coffins
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A Bus Driver Just Saw a Ninja Turtle
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Wolverine Is Not Bono
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Wealthy Egg Man Has Sex With Cars. Yes, CARS
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The World's Rarest Animals Are Having More Sex Right Now! Today!
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I'm Gonna Find You…and I'm Gonna F**k…You…Up: Alec Baldwin's Late-Night MSNBC Show Is A snooze
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Obama: I'll Act With or Without Elves
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5 Animals Who Can't Distinguish Corporate Farmers From Drug Dealers
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Kansas Man With Truck Covered in Blood and Shit Is on Fire!!!
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A Super Smash Brothers of Same-Sex Marriage
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Give Me 30 Seconds. You Will Be Dead. It's Pretty Fantastic
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Further Proof That Dragonflies Are Capable of Baseball
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Here's How You Will Die
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Did You Know About Pistachios
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Honk if You Want to Have Faithful Penises
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Rent-A-Wife Service Lets You Control Objects Through Walls
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Too Fat to Be Stopped
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No, Dolphins Are Not What They Seem
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8-Year-Old Boy Dies Trying to Make an Insanely Delicious Buffalo Chicken Sandwich
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How Would You Rebuild Society After the "War on Christmas" Bullshit