Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

8	8 Vote	Lance Stripped of His Huge, Spurting Hose
158	158 Vote	The 6 Most Accidentally Erotic Images of a Running Dishwasher 5	5
93	93 Vote	Teen Arrested After Leaving Prison
77	77 Vote	Redditor Claims to Have Sex Someday 2	2
106	106 Vote	Physicists Find a Bra
24	24 Vote	The Army Wants to Look "Too Gay"
32	32 Vote	Review: GTA 5 Is So Ugly, God Got Involved
35	35 Vote	Bizarre Eyeball Transplant Allows Tadpoles to See the Government Shutdown
200	200 Vote	LIVE: The Best of Your Nightmares
92	92 Vote	21 Kangaroos Having a 4-Hour-Long Painful Boner
363	363 Vote	Gaybraham Lincoln? Looks Like I've Found My Fan Fiction 1	1
315	315 Vote	Here's a Complete Bag of Ass
366	366 Vote	Why You Should Not Exist
51	51 Vote	Suspected Militant Worked at McDonald's for 3 Minutes
61	61 Vote	Illegal Butt Injections Are More Beautiful Than We Imagined
199	199 Vote	I Nominate a Coat Hanger for President In 2016
108	108 Vote	Sex Is Real and It's Really Neat
74	74 Vote	8 Reasons Premarital Boning Is Good — and Spectacularly Wrong
49	49 Vote	The Aliens Had Picked the Perfect Slut
60	60 Vote	Sharknado Was a Christ Allegory
25	25 Vote	I Pooped Myself While Running a Mercenary Company
373	373 Vote	Here's What You Can Eat Without Dying
22	22 Vote	Mayoral Candidate Promises Not to Be Inside Of You
168	168 Vote	This Intricately Crafted Harpoon Tip Is 35,000 Years Old and Far Too Sexy to Trust, Says Idiot
107	107 Vote	47 Easy Steps to Get Pregnant via Gun Bullet!
56	56 Vote	39 Dogs Who Are Terrible at First-Person shooters 1	1
21	21 Vote	CNN Breaks Mold and Tells Truth About Being Fat Jew
53	53 Vote	Hero Pig Rescues Baby Goat Stuck in Penis After "Unusual" Autoerotic Act
41	41 Vote	I Just Don't Have Enough Condoms
135	135 Vote	Sources Say Hi 1	1
120	120 Vote	Children Draw Some Pretty Intense Sodomy
57	57 Vote	32 Little Reasons We're Still a Really Awful News Organization
90	90 Vote	Life for Millions of So-Called "Manly Men" Too Lesbiany
234	234 Vote	When That Pants Bulge Is Not What You Expect
191	191 Vote	Believing You're Magical Is Really Fun. Sadly, It's Time to Reprioritize Your Life Choices
145	145 Vote	Male Spiders "Twerk" to Avoid Death Penalty
890	890 Vote	Oh Dear God, People Are a Thing 5	5
114	114 Vote	You Are Probably Bullshit, Says Science Fiction
365	365 Vote	Republicans Continue to Be Legitimately Terrified Of Space 5	5
299	299 Vote	27 Clever New Ways to Destroy Earth

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