Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

andreuswolf

Voted Headlines

66	66 Vote	Beyonce Ate a Used Bible: "I Call It My OMG Story"
66	66 Vote	29 States Can Fire You for Being Perez Hilton
96	96 Vote	Gag Me: Semen Cocktails Are Now Available for All Ages 1	1
115	115 Vote	Fuck Today, Let's Look at THIS CAT 2	2
8	8 Vote	Mozilla Urges Its Users to Create More Powerful, Cheaper beer
52	52 Vote	Ridiculously Hot Dude in a Bookstore, Proves Bookstores Are Still Useful
8	8 Vote	Someone's Got a Perpetual Poverty Machine
142	142 Vote	And the Moon Explodes
8	8 Vote	Bitch, Please. I'm a Big MISTAKE
42	42 Vote	Kentucky to Become a Flamingo
197	197 Vote	41,000,006 Reasons Why Santa Is Sexy
69	69 Vote	I Think This Girl Traveled Over 7,000 Miles to Tell Martha Stewart Her Food Tweets Are Disgusting
73	73 Vote	Pope John Paul II and John Havlicek, Shirtless and Wearing Sombreros
8	8 Vote	25 Most Important Chicken Fingers of All Time
175	175 Vote	Here's the Problem With Slugs. I Think I've Gained Their Trust. They Think I'm Dominican
22	22 Vote	Stylist Admits He Was Born
90	90 Vote	Microsoft Ready for Dat Booty
31	31 Vote	Obama Pushes for Warrantless Access to Pornography
147	147 Vote	Pssst. Wanna Buy a Car Crash
51	51 Vote	Solving the Mystery of Hitler's Monkeys
67	67 Vote	Nicki Minaj Had Sex With My Mum
65	65 Vote	Cosmo Breaks the Important News: Tiger Penis Is a Mistake
9	9 Vote	It's Friday. Be This Woman's Face
8	8 Vote	5 Songs Covered by Water
9	9 Vote	Getting Ready for Dat Booty
111	111 Vote	Apple's Game Center Is Now Arresting Dogs and Putting Them in Doggy Jail
213	213 Vote	Disney Wants to Receive Death Penalty
95	95 Vote	Holy SHIT- THIS BEAR IS RIDING a SEA Snail in His Tighty Whities?
42	42 Vote	Doctor Compares Deadly Abortion Injection to a Perfect Quadruple Backflip
111	111 Vote	Go to Hell: Daughter Pens Scathing Open Letter to Nerds
180	180 Vote	Yup, Your Dog Licked My Balls
27	27 Vote	Overambitious Cat Gets Stuck in Your Selfie
23	23 Vote	My Mom Is in Danger of Extinction
26	26 Vote	8 Sexy Bikinis Made of Nightmares
429	429 Vote	Meet Wolf Cop, Canada's Greatest Werewolf With a Revolver 1	1
7	7 Vote	22 Ways to Tell You Why You Can't Use Chemical Weapons
298	298 Vote	So I Woke Up in Flames 2	2
42	42 Vote	Ryan Gosling Won't Eat His Own Jizz 1	1
122	122 Vote	Why HIV Is More Popular Than Justin Bieber? 1	1
146	146 Vote	God Help Me: I Watched Cartoons 1	1

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