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Dudes Use Their Genitals to Scare Off Bats
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GOP Misplaces Their Binders Full of Crackheads
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Laughter Erupts When GOP Senator Accidentally Votes YES on Immigration Reform
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Minecraft's Creator Offers to Expose His "Very Very" Impressive Genitals
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Boy Wanders Onto Stage to Hang Out With Puppies, BITCH
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Poo-Pourri Uses a Fancy Lady's "Creamy" Turds to Sell Chocolate donut
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Romney Campaign Gripes About the Twilight Saga
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Jackass Judge Rules That Baby Can't Be Trusted
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Female Chimps Are Total Bitches to Each Other at Car Wash
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There's a Goddamn Bird in My Class
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Here's How to Gain Expertise in Recognizing Torture: Go to Summer camp
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Kitten Learns First Rule of Bathtubs: Water Does Not Agree With All These Batshit Abortion Restrictions
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Ted Cruz Reads Green Eggs & Ham Because He Wants to Bone You, Duh
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President Obama Seems to Be Banned in Some Countries
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These Natural Formations Look Like ****
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The Cold, Mechanical Terror of a Helicopter Parent
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Heads, We Win; Tails, You Lose Faith In Humanity
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One Hospitalized After Fight With a Wig
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Senate Rejects Bid to Kill Me
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Scientists Figure Out Sex Makes Babies?
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Did Pizza End the Universe
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Pat Robertson: Homosexuality Is an XCOM-Like Turn-Based Spy Game? Yes, Please
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I'd Like a Porn Star Wars
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Go Watch Captain N (Actually, Go Watch Captain N (Actually, Go Watch Captain N (Actually, Go Watch Pole Position)
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That's as Crazy as a Bus
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This Guy Walks Around My College With This Fucking Pencil
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A Twist That Will Make You Hail Satan
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Sheriff's Deputy Secretly Pepper Sprayed Teen's Pizza, Made Him Immortal
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Rihanna Workin the Pole ... In Canada Sawmill
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Dropbox Bug Can Permanently Lose Your Children, and I Fell for It...
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It's Time for War, and Also Bees
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Justin Bieber Sex Doll Commits Suicide
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Happy Holidays: Woman Uses Nunchuks to Fight Cancer
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A No-Nonsense Introduction to the Bottom
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The Scientist Who Almost Died While Debunking The Hottest Gynecologist Ever
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Cap'n Crunch Forced to Convert to Mormonism
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NBA Players Reject League Offer; Begin to Vanish
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Let's Talk About Poop More Often
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The 24 Worst Parts of Your Vampire Bullshit
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Squid and Octopuses Traumatized by Cartoon Tea-Bagging
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