Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

andreuswolf

Voted Headlines

84	84 Vote	Man Sentenced to Sexy Italian Jail 1	1
87	87 Vote	Just a Regular Tablet, but More Fucking Bullshitty
31	31 Vote	Man Trains His Dog to Prevent Abortions
706	706 Vote	Tumblr Has a Terrible Idea 3	3
145	145 Vote	The Sun Has Been Cancelled 3	3
111	111 Vote	Mummified Body of Woman Found Alive
48	48 Vote	James Cameron Releases Results From His Bathroom
37	37 Vote	Cops Tell Man Recording Them on His Phone That His Speech Must Be Made Into Gif Immediately
127	127 Vote	Australia No Longer Exists 1	1
36	36 Vote	Watch a Congressman Ask an 8-Year-Old for a PlayStation 4
136	136 Vote	"Twerk" and Selfie Added to Call of Duty: Black Ops
212	212 Vote	Free the Weed Fairy 1	1
325	325 Vote	Boston Should Not Exist
239	239 Vote	This Is an Ultra-Violent Superdick
247	247 Vote	Let's Have a Midlife Crisis
158	158 Vote	"Mormon Kombat" and Other Things That Have Killed Hundreds Of Muslims
155	155 Vote	Grumpy Cat Continues Path to World War III
83	83 Vote	New Video Game Awards Will Award Video Games
121	121 Vote	My 12-Year-Old Convinced Me to Join Al-Qaida
604	604 Vote	Good Game, Good Game, Good Game, Fuck You, Good Game
161	161 Vote	Nearly 1 in 5 Adults Are Still Useful
297	297 Vote	Borderlands 2's Next Playable Class Is "Lesbian Role Play"
94	94 Vote	California Deputies Shoot and Kill You Unexpectedly
105	105 Vote	Judge Must Serve 28 Years for This Shit
45	45 Vote	GameCube Turns Into Hookah, Continues to Blow Minds
184	184 Vote	NASA Uses 3D Printing to Make a Goddamn Omelet
58	58 Vote	The 33 Most Jizz-Worthy Moments in the Past Five Days
76	76 Vote	China Can't Get Enough of Hitler
39	39 Vote	I'm Just Gonna Jog Across the Multiverse
201	201 Vote	A 1/109 Scale Model of the Uncontrollable Boner
143	143 Vote	Video Shows Deranged Naked Man Swimming in Cabbage
56	56 Vote	Zimmerman Detained After Wife Accuses Him of Threatening Her With His "Man Boobs"
83	83 Vote	Watch This Meteor Tear a Hole in the United Kingdom Without Paying Any Corporate Taxes
202	202 Vote	Public Masturbation Declared Legal in America Proudly
129	129 Vote	Evidence of a Shark Eating Another Shark. That Is Cute Yet Unsettling
74	74 Vote	Stephen Colbert Says Good-Bye to His Face During Surgery
112	112 Vote	It's Dangerous to Go to The bathroom
33	33 Vote	So a Friend Was Taking a Photo in Your Vagina
112	112 Vote	Japan to Shut the Fuck Up Forever
170	170 Vote	Hobbit Gang Might Get Their Hands on Your Boobs

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