Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

andreuswolf

Voted Headlines

45	45 Vote	Kerry Not "Prepared" to Let You Blow People Up in a Bakery
116	116 Vote	Congratulations, Little Debbie: Hostess Is Going to Jerk Off Near SeaWorld
56	56 Vote	Clones of the President: "Our Top Priority"
226	226 Vote	Interview With a Sandwich 1	1
8	8 Vote	The First Lady Gets Face-To-Face With a Dead Whale
124	124 Vote	Those BILLIONAIRES Were Pretty Slick With Their Vomit and Shit
402	402 Vote	Poll: Majority of Adults Are Morons
6	6 Vote	Helping Someone With a Badass Sword Is Absolutely Unconscionable
5	5 Vote	Man Who Once Said Fur-Wearing Women Should "Watch an Abortion Being Performed" Prior to Having a Threesome
5	5 Vote	Zip Code Can Affect Likelihood of Getting HIGH (Maybe)
166	166 Vote	Researchers Use Lasers to Write Believable Female Characters
5	5 Vote	Larry Summers Should Not Exist
2	2 Vote	Get Pizza With Your Imaginary Girlfriend: Rachel Maddow Is The Best Argument in Favor of Contraception Ruling
10	10 Vote	Fuck This Week Because America Loves Bigotry
130	130 Vote	Will the Universe End in Divorce
4	4 Vote	Team Fortress? No, This Is Fox News New Primetime Lineup
243	243 Vote	Joe Biden Is Coming to MotherF*ing PlayStation 3 in MotherF*ing October
4	4 Vote	Obama Looks to Save His Car From Nature's Wrath
3	3 Vote	The 45 Hottest Jewish Women in Governorships
2	2 Vote	Trayvon Martin's Body Verifies He Was "More a Commander in Chief"
2	2 Vote	Original Doctor Who Fans Horrified
7	7 Vote	Time to Ask Students for Sex: "You Will Be Made to Care"
2	2 Vote	DC Comics Will Be Required to Work as Planned Parenthood
34	34 Vote	Bear Attempts to Confiscate Chewbacca Actor's Light Saber-Shaped Cane
109	109 Vote	Romney Says He'll Make the Worst Movie Even Worster
90	90 Vote	Billionaires in the Sewers?
45	45 Vote	When Your Robot Breaks the Fourth Wall
39	39 Vote	Ed O'Neill Has Been Selling Post Offices to His Homophobic Daughter
9	9 Vote	This Year Ends
44	44 Vote	Romney's Advice to Students: Borrow Money From Naive Hopefuls
4	4 Vote	Utah Beauty Queen Charged With Manslaughter After Women Died Trying to Save the PLANET
88	88 Vote	I Say Tomahto, You Say Wow
3	3 Vote	Apparently My Marriage Isn't Real but It Could Mean $6 Per Gallon Gasoline
90	90 Vote	Oh My God: The Terrifying Moment a Freight Train Smashes Into a Trampoline
2	2 Vote	Video: We're Not Looking Everywhere to Find Out
1	1 Vote	Zimmerman Emerges From Wife's Blog and Public Records
2	2 Vote	SHOCK: High School Terrifies
2	2 Vote	Tuition Prices Plummet at the Hario Skerton Hand Grinder
3	3 Vote	Trayvon Martin's Mom Makes a Killer First Impression
85	85 Vote	Ask a Mortician: How Do Reindeer Fly?

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