Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

104	104 Vote	I Hate Math, but I Like Fellatio With Transsexuals 1	1
199	199 Vote	You Are Probably Bullshit, Says Science 2	2
126	126 Vote	Japan Launches Satellite Into Ocean 1	1
626	626 Vote	Can Someone Please Explain How Math Actually Works 2	2
64	64 Vote	Finally: Actual Physical Evidence That Punk Is Dead
796	796 Vote	Guy Walks Into Pole, Immediately Becomes Livid That Poles Exist 2	2
208	208 Vote	This Cat Just Wants to Ruin Gravity
260	260 Vote	Gay Priests Coming Out? Pope Says He Would Blow Up Detroit and Start All Over
195	195 Vote	What Would Happen if Superman Punched You in Michigan and 33 Other States 2	2
85	85 Vote	This Man Will Touch Your Relatives
383	383 Vote	Superman and Batman Have Their Baby 1	1
538	538 Vote	I Can't Wait to Play With This Fucking Pencil 1	1
126	126 Vote	24 Kids Who Are Nothing but Soda 1	1
751	751 Vote	Look at My Fat Ass
637	637 Vote	People Are Actually Terrifying 2	2
477	477 Vote	An Anime Fan Describes His Ultimate Enemy... The Friend Zone 2	2
230	230 Vote	How to Be a Cube
330	330 Vote	The Mushroom That's Only Poisonous if You're Gay 1	1
422	422 Vote	Pope Francis Comes Out as Gay 2	2
44	44 Vote	Every Biblical Argument Against Crocs
268	268 Vote	GRAPHIC Disturbing, 78-Second Video Surfaces Claiming to Be One of Microsoft's Best E3 Conferences 2	2
235	235 Vote	Stealth Game Where You Argue About Slashfic
223	223 Vote	Nic Cage as Disney Princesses
454	454 Vote	NASA Is Testing New Menu Items – and You Are Looking Delicious 5	5
648	648 Vote	Is There Even a Government 2	2
306	306 Vote	Bears Have Figured Out How Mirrors Work, Uses One to Go Vegan, Has Chickpea-Induced Nervous Breakdown
571	571 Vote	There's So Much Ass 2	2
447	447 Vote	Why Everyone Should Go Extinct
707	707 Vote	If You Give Kids Cigarettes, Superman Will @#$%Ing Murder You This Weekend 2	2
106	106 Vote	BBC Apologizes for Giving a Shit About Gender Politics
229	229 Vote	President Obama: Don't Drone Me Bro 1	1
84	84 Vote	Stupid Hipster Beards Are Ruining Your Life?
232	232 Vote	Blizzard Lays Off Thousands, Builds Huge Prison 1	1
168	168 Vote	Life-Sized Mario Can Be Made Just With Items Bought Beyond Airport Security
74	74 Vote	Jimmy Fallon, the Roots, and the Plague That Decimated Ancient Athens
638	638 Vote	Oh God, This Fucking Pencil 2	2
197	197 Vote	We Have to Pee in Apple Stores
494	494 Vote	UPDATED: There Are No Vampires at the Denver International Airport 3	3
80	80 Vote	Border "Loophole" Allows Hundreds to Flow From Mexico to U.S. If They Are White, Straight Males
2119	2119 Vote	I'd Fuck a Dragon 38	38