Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

213	213 Vote	Lady Gaga Declares Why She Left Earth
47	47 Vote	Robin Thicke Is Pretty Underwhelming
121	121 Vote	21 Reasons Why Men Aren't Funny
98	98 Vote	Horny Tarantulas Are About to Descend on Washington, D.C. Here's Why
106	106 Vote	Authorities Are Concerned About Your Dick Pic 1	1
211	211 Vote	If Your Teen Is Reading This, It's Time to Summon Toast Demons
386	386 Vote	A Straight Guy Tries
284	284 Vote	The 11 Most Disturbing Works of Monster Erotica You Can Get for Free Right Now
691	691 Vote	Transgender People Are Still Preparing for Space Warfare With Missiles, Robot Satellites 1	1
123	123 Vote	I Married Her for Wearing a Neat Hat 2	2
292	292 Vote	Hey Girl, Next Time Nemo Goes Missing, Just Assume He's Getting Drunk at a Playground
80	80 Vote	Online, Two Pictures of Grilled Cheeses That Will Make You Very Upset
56	56 Vote	Shocking: Birth Control Won't Make You Desperately Want a Visit From Al Gore?
264	264 Vote	LEGO Just Got Real Lesbiany 1	1
93	93 Vote	Ahh! Beyoncé Might Be Pregnant With a Twist: It Breathes Fire
236	236 Vote	I Don't Think You Can Eat After Getting Shot 110 Times?
35	35 Vote	A Same-Sex Couple Got Married Atop a Giant Salamander
95	95 Vote	Watch This Magnetic Silly Putty Devour a 4.5 Pound Steak in Under 3 Minutes
146	146 Vote	Dogs Basically Don't Care if You Enjoy Your Wedding Day 1	1
61	61 Vote	Xbox One to Have a Uterus?
128	128 Vote	Watch Bill Nye's Courageous Robot Dance From Last Night's Game of Thrones
174	174 Vote	33 Signs You're Too Old to Be Anal Probed Along America's Extraterrestrial Highway
244	244 Vote	We're Having a 4-Hour-Long Painful Boner
204	204 Vote	Bill Nye the Science of Partying
70	70 Vote	The Absolute Worst Parts of Your Vulva
477	477 Vote	First Official Look at THIS CAT
166	166 Vote	Your Christmas Tree Waits to Exterminate Santa Claus
81	81 Vote	Matt Smith Offers His Own Penis While High on Mephedrone
115	115 Vote	Fuck Today, Let's Look at THIS CAT 2	2
90	90 Vote	Microsoft Ready for Dat Booty
429	429 Vote	Meet Wolf Cop, Canada's Greatest Werewolf With a Revolver 1	1
87	87 Vote	Just a Regular Tablet, but More Fucking Bullshitty
706	706 Vote	Tumblr Has a Terrible Idea 3	3
145	145 Vote	The Sun Has Been Cancelled 3	3
127	127 Vote	Australia No Longer Exists 1	1
136	136 Vote	"Twerk" and Selfie Added to Call of Duty: Black Ops
212	212 Vote	Free the Weed Fairy 1	1
247	247 Vote	Let's Have a Midlife Crisis
161	161 Vote	Nearly 1 in 5 Adults Are Still Useful
94	94 Vote	California Deputies Shoot and Kill You Unexpectedly