Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

3	3 Vote	Short Men Are ABOLISHED
21	21 Vote	A Gay Version of Last Week's Arrests
3	3 Vote	Holy EFF!! This Is Your Vagina and Butthole
7	7 Vote	Netflix to Lose Its trousers
6	6 Vote	Confused College Students at the Golden Globes
7	7 Vote	Report: Justin Bieber's Wax Statue Ruined From Repeated Groping
43	43 Vote	I Want to Slam My Head Into Something Beautiful
31	31 Vote	Yale Frat Guys Sued for Watching Porn During Open-Heart Surgery
74	74 Vote	Michele Bachmann's Political Career Is a Filthy Cesspool of Invisible Bugs
75	75 Vote	Tim Duncan Realizes He Has Left the Solar System
76	76 Vote	White Supremacist Finds Out He's Part Black Santa
37	37 Vote	36 White People Who Are Not Poisonous
255	255 Vote	Turns Out, Pigeons Are Just Too Fast
7	7 Vote	No, CNN, Serena Williams Did Not Know About Airport Lounges
53	53 Vote	Forget Voter ID; We Need to Know Where to Sell Cocaine in the Pool
157	157 Vote	How Superman Would Destroy His Own Crotch
30	30 Vote	Obama Wants You to Be the Missing Link to Apes
87	87 Vote	The English Adventures of the Masturbating Fetuses!
32	32 Vote	Kanye West the Opposite of an Elevator
57	57 Vote	George W. Bush Came
89	89 Vote	Watch: Because I Didn't 1	1
111	111 Vote	NRA Generously Gives Us the Villain We've Been Waiting For!
206	206 Vote	For $5,000, You Can Now Be Used for Fuel
137	137 Vote	You Know What Sucks? Your Student Debt. You Know How to Do Trigonometry
23	23 Vote	It's the Nighmarish, Giant Isopod That Went on Summer Vacation, Came Back Tanned and Handsome
73	73 Vote	Teach Your Kids a Lesson by Letting Them Starve
26	26 Vote	Finally, an App Which Will Quit Your Job For You
30	30 Vote	21 Ways to Leave Your House
7	7 Vote	Solid Snake All Over the Living room
19	19 Vote	Honk if You Believe in the Arctic Owl
63	63 Vote	Dad Mad After Restaurant "Charges" Him for Dinner
414	414 Vote	In Space, No One Cares Anymore
76	76 Vote	Tumblr Proves Gay Porn Company Responsible for the Weekend
28	28 Vote	Holy Sh*t, That Is One of Those Little European Cars
263	263 Vote	You THINK You Exist
150	150 Vote	Someone Is in Your Backyard. Not Joking
47	47 Vote	25 Easy Party Dips You Can Eat Without Dying
76	76 Vote	Five Things Bing Does Better Than a Toilet Seat
61	61 Vote	Most Math Lectures Make Me Want to Be a Serial Killer 1	1
62	62 Vote	30 Years That Never Existed