Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

45	45 Vote	GameCube Turns Into Hookah, Continues to Blow Minds
39	39 Vote	I'm Just Gonna Jog Across the Multiverse
201	201 Vote	A 1/109 Scale Model of the Uncontrollable Boner
112	112 Vote	Japan to Shut the Fuck Up Forever
160	160 Vote	23 Signs You Are "Using the Toilet" 1	1
311	311 Vote	31 Ways to Continue to Exist
120	120 Vote	Bush Received a 20-Year Sentence for Having Sex With His Pickup Truck
163	163 Vote	Hark! The Pope Hates You and Every Other Human
173	173 Vote	Huge Stork Has Been Jailed for Being Hella Disruptive
291	291 Vote	Here's Every Single Penis in the UK
200	200 Vote	Texas Gov. Rick Perry Announces He Has a Terrible Idea
108	108 Vote	Bear Attempts to Talk About Welfare Fraud
803	803 Vote	Fuck This Fucking Week 13	13
613	613 Vote	Fuck Yes, I'll Eat Some Damn Cupcakes 3	3
494	494 Vote	Congratulations on the Dong 2	2
197	197 Vote	Walter White Supremacist 1	1
190	190 Vote	It's Official: You're the Best Meth Cook In Alabama
231	231 Vote	Cap'n Crunch Forced to Convert to Mormonism
58	58 Vote	Is Obama Really a Planet?
420	420 Vote	Old People Aren't Nearly as Interesting as Space Warrior-Strippers
87	87 Vote	There's a Penis on My Bus Driver 1	1
36	36 Vote	Japan College Offers PhD in Dog Annoyance
217	217 Vote	Benedict Cumberbatch Says You Should Fart on Airplanes
242	242 Vote	Everyone Poops, but 2.6 Billion People Do It Again
230	230 Vote	The 33 Most Jizz-Worthy Moments in Animal Crossing 1	1
283	283 Vote	Google Threatens to Fuck Up
225	225 Vote	Student Suspended From School After Being Decapitated 2	2
181	181 Vote	28 Day Wait Now Required Just to Invade Earth?
169	169 Vote	Unicorn Lair Discovered in California
9	9 Vote	The Wannabe Actor Dilemma: Wait Tables or Die in Tragic Ohio Housefire
402	402 Vote	Boat Filled With So Many White Men. So Many 2	2
296	296 Vote	If You're Not Examining Your Poop, You're Not Welcome Here 2	2
529	529 Vote	President Obama Vows to "Fucking Destroy" the Taxi Industry 2	2
271	271 Vote	The Government Totally Made Up Solely of Old, Straight, White Men
821	821 Vote	Nintendo's Been Thinking About Possibly Making a Video Game 17	17
95	95 Vote	Investing in People's Buttholes
42	42 Vote	13 Potatoes That Look Like Totoro
156	156 Vote	Tested: How to Murder Someone With Bananas. And Also Bees
263	263 Vote	Holy SHIT- This Bear Is RIDING a Bicycle
246	246 Vote	Hey, Remember the Early 1800s 1	1