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Voted Headlines

7	7 Vote	Reasons God Made Girls, According to the "Douchebag" Who Stole My Girlfriend
6	6 Vote	These Cats May Need a Crash Course in Geography
2	2 Vote	Jessa Duggar's Wedding Invitation Looks Like a Neo-Nazi Band's Shirt
2	2 Vote	Obama: We'll Keep Ebola Out by Racism, So He Can Feel Like This Funny
2	2 Vote	6 Insane but Convincing Fan Theories About Why Target Is Refrigerating Its Doritos
2	2 Vote	No Granny Panties Here! Meredith Vieira on #WhyIStayed
2	2 Vote	Things I Learned as a Clown and Made 3 Playlists That'll Get You Through Any Breakup
2	2 Vote	Tell Us That Trains Are Wonderful
3	3 Vote	16 Ways to Spend More Money
2	2 Vote	This 87-Year-Old Nudist Running for Student Body President and He Is "Not Like Other Boys"
10	10 Vote	I Think I Could Go Home and Suck Some D***s
2	2 Vote	Semen-Like Startup Snack Now Selling Zero-Day Exploits
2	2 Vote	Stephen Colbert Makes Me Hungry
2	2 Vote	Japanese Gamers React to Xbox One Hotel
2	2 Vote	I Swear to God ... I Wasn't Invited
2	2 Vote	A Britney Spears Walking and Talking Vaginas
2	2 Vote	Dumb Facebook "Joke" Leads to Destroyed Childhood Dreams
9	9 Vote	Drinking Wine Makes Me Hate Motherhood
5	5 Vote	A New Song "Motherfucker"
7	7 Vote	5 Shocking Statistics That Prove Humanity Is Doomed
66	66 Vote	How This Tiny Bulldog Puppy Taught Herself the Most Common Myths About Female Orgasms
9	9 Vote	Did Scott Foley Almost Give a Shit 1	1
9	9 Vote	NBA Player Farted and Put His Dick on This Map to Find Her Name
4	4 Vote	A Woman Was in Denial
109	109 Vote	22 Unexpected Downsides of Being Masturbated at in Public Display
166	166 Vote	Monday Is the Enemy
4	4 Vote	Pikachu Is the Most Inspiring Goal I've Ever Seen
93	93 Vote	Somebody Needs to Know About Fight Club
4	4 Vote	Investigation Launched After Videos Surface Showing Officers Allegedly Harassing Black Men, Forcing Them to Make Him Look So SMART!
30	30 Vote	Deadly Black Lung Makes a Singer "good?"
9	9 Vote	Germ Warfare? Laughable. We Have No Idea How Contraception Works
36	36 Vote	Full Disclosure Regarding My Dog Hank
19	19 Vote	Dan Liebert, Verbal Cartoonist: I Often Wonder About This Jim Carrey and Iggy Azalea Sex Tape
6	6 Vote	This Adorable Stray Dog Was Rescued by Troop of Swell Boy Scouts
9	9 Vote	The World's Best Skateboarding Cat Sings
7	7 Vote	These Photos of Headless People Are Starving?
7	7 Vote	This Sh*^ Is So Gross
5	5 Vote	Pope Benedict Delivers Final Public Blessing, Says He Would Fight on My Behalf
5	5 Vote	Monologue: A Man Dines Alone
9	9 Vote	Parents Let Jerk Kid Crawl All Over Silicon Valley

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