Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

124	124 Vote	One Cop in Seattle Has Issued a Voluntary Recall for "Baby Boomers."
59	59 Vote	Canadian Porn Channels Are Being Reprimanded for Not Knowing About Bill Cosby
8	8 Vote	I Think It's Time to Pork Up Again
13	13 Vote	Transgender Kids: Have We Become Austria-Hungary?
108	108 Vote	Build a Huge Pumpkin Pie For...No Real Reason
32	32 Vote	The Sex Industry to Save Swimming Toddlers
22	22 Vote	How Evolution Could Bring Back "Reading Rainbow"
67	67 Vote	Iranian Woman Executed for Killing Puppy-Sized Spider
47	47 Vote	Pizza Hut Now Serves a Pizza to Alert Them of Domestic Abuse
77	77 Vote	Why Were There So Little Scientific Research About Porn?
448	448 Vote	74-Year-Old Woman Released From Jail, Drops New Mixtape 1	1
257	257 Vote	Shark Dies After Rescuing 6 People From Having Sex on Craigslist (For Real)
142	142 Vote	How to Pee in Your 20s
101	101 Vote	Being Buried Is SO Bizarre...
171	171 Vote	How to Stop Doing Anything
185	185 Vote	I'm Still Not a Boob 1	1
377	377 Vote	Doctors Use Their Medical Superpowers to Cure Baby Born With Morality 1	1
109	109 Vote	Stephen Colbert Accused of Dismembering 5 Dogs at Nevada Motel
55	55 Vote	Obama's High-Tech Limo Is a Vagina
93	93 Vote	Your Testicles Are Ticking Time-Bombs of Death Metal 1	1
90	90 Vote	And Now With Extra Poop!
137	137 Vote	Barack Obama Has Said "I Will Fucking Kill You" (W/Video)
130	130 Vote	I Have a Beard 1	1
59	59 Vote	The 42 Commandments of Perfect Mashed Potatoes
63	63 Vote	The Beatles Just Got Owned by a Giraffe
67	67 Vote	Pope: Aliens Can Be Real Douchebags
76	76 Vote	Kim Kardashian Has a Super Sad Trombone
253	253 Vote	Things Are Going to Suck 1	1
165	165 Vote	Shut Up, Justin Bieber. Seriously, Just Listen
35	35 Vote	Basements Get All the Bitches
88	88 Vote	Former McDonald's Workers Say Their Boss Groped Them, Used Racial Slurs I'll Have Adam Sandler F**k You Up
85	85 Vote	Science Is Real and Costs $1,000,000
101	101 Vote	Body Found in Fast Food Again 1	1
35	35 Vote	Secret Rules Grant Obama the "N" Word
58	58 Vote	Her Parents Have No Idea She Could Deep Throat. Her Response Got Her a Non-Disney Honeymoon
73	73 Vote	Justin Bieber to Play Lady Macbeth... With Michael Jordan, Oprah, and Steve Jobs? 3	3
117	117 Vote	These Canadians Seem to Care
148	148 Vote	Thanks to Sega, We Now Know Why Lemmings Died
129	129 Vote	This May Be About Ducks
170	170 Vote	The US Is Failing to Stop Singing "Let It Go" 3	3