Headline Smasher

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Voted Headlines

6	6 Vote	Flo Rida I Got Blackout Drunk at Comic Con
3	3 Vote	Sensual Images of the Dr. Strangelove War Room
9	9 Vote	The Guy Who Spent Seven Months Killing Everyone in "tight Pants"
5	5 Vote	The Vote Is In: It's Time to Freak People Out There
3	3 Vote	Easy Pee-Zy: Scientists Develop Method to Charge Cell Phones for Years of Sexuality, Prophets, and Food Waste
5	5 Vote	33 Cats Who Want to Go Back Home
9	9 Vote	Intern Dressed as Royal Guard Stands in Stifling Heat Outside Pizza Hut Bathroom
5	5 Vote	Food Guilt Abounds, and Not Her Vagina, Also Good Morning
9	9 Vote	Cool New Kind of Beautiful Ways the Terrorists Win
6	6 Vote	Living Life Like the Japanese, and That Includes Nannies 1	1
6	6 Vote	Manchester United's Alex Ferguson Is Retiring and Sh*t???
5	5 Vote	"True Blood" Showrunner Brian Buckner Is Actually Van Halen Circa 1984
7	7 Vote	6 Foods You Think Will Be So Big That They'll Move the 2022 World Cup
6	6 Vote	After Having Sex With Dad?
8	8 Vote	Charlie Sheen Is Open to Coming Back for Groceries
7	7 Vote	Surprise! People on Black Holes Roam the Milky Way
73	73 Vote	Obama Is the Best Starfleet Captain Ever -- What's Next?
91	91 Vote	Open Letters: An Open Letter to My Breasts
75	75 Vote	Obama and the Beatles First American Tour
6	6 Vote	100-Pound Chocolate Bar Will Make You Proud to Be an American Diplomat
48	48 Vote	Obama's Brain Activity Found in Claw Game Machine
31	31 Vote	Bill Cosby's Lawyers Threaten to Shoot Us
66	66 Vote	Turn a Pigeon Into Your Very Existence
121	121 Vote	How Legalizing Drugs Would Make Great Musicals
7	7 Vote	Pussy Riot Members to Be Destroyed in New Jersey Turnpike
95	95 Vote	Jaden Smith Wants You to Know About Homemade Biscuits
252	252 Vote	Link, It's Dangerous to Go to Jail 2	2
6	6 Vote	I'd Trade All My Beard and Mustache Championships for One or More Airstrikes
26	26 Vote	Keep Wasps Away With Her Hip-Shaking Rendition of "Hot Stuff"
44	44 Vote	"Duck Dynasty" Star Trek
5	5 Vote	Sleeping Routine the Night Belongs to Gloria Gaynor
72	72 Vote	We Will Soon Ruin Your Self-Esteem
315	315 Vote	Why My 4-Year-Old Has a Conference Room Called "The Bromance Chamber"
6	6 Vote	Former POW Turned Down the Stiffest Energy Drink Out There, FLACCID!
6	6 Vote	Interesting Facts About Animal Pregnancies
4	4 Vote	Obama Would Be the Ultimate Fighter 1	1
62	62 Vote	We Are Made From Cookies 2	2
188	188 Vote	Nintendo's President Had Surgery to Remove a Giant Gundam
132	132 Vote	Lonely, Abandoned Dog Rescued Thanks to Lasers and X-Ray Vision
48	48 Vote	The Virginity Is Strong With These Android 5.0 Wallpapers