Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

213	213 Vote	Ubisoft Refused to Let Toddler Use Restroom
123	123 Vote	There's a Hostage Situation in Congress. They've Got a Whole Bag of Peanuts
496	496 Vote	11 Reasons You Should Never Exist
71	71 Vote	"Flappy Bird" Might Be Pregnant Again 1	1
153	153 Vote	6'8" and Scared of Porn
96	96 Vote	Scottish Independence Movement Leader Inspired by Frozen's Elsa
219	219 Vote	Cameron Diaz Fucks a Car Accident
620	620 Vote	Mom, Dad, I Have Experienced a Catastrophic Breakdown 1	1
176	176 Vote	The Internet Is Getting Stronger
114	114 Vote	What Do People "Titty Fuck"?
132	132 Vote	This Pokémon Bread Looks Like Kanye ... Again
262	262 Vote	Hitler Finally Loses His Shit at Drake Concert
419	419 Vote	Scientists Figure Out Sex Makes Babies? 6	6
357	357 Vote	Justin Bieber Sex Doll Commits Suicide 4	4
287	287 Vote	Autism Linked to Autism 5	5
402	402 Vote	Boat Filled With So Many White Men. So Many 2	2
529	529 Vote	President Obama Vows to "Fucking Destroy" the Taxi Industry 2	2
821	821 Vote	Nintendo's Been Thinking About Possibly Making a Video Game 17	17
626	626 Vote	Can Someone Please Explain How Math Actually Works 2	2
796	796 Vote	Guy Walks Into Pole, Immediately Becomes Livid That Poles Exist 2	2
251	251 Vote	Company Sorry for Beheading Wrong Guy 2	2
237	237 Vote	If You're Gonna Get Pregnant, Do It Alone 3	3
280	280 Vote	Man Sets Himself on Fire With Fire 1	1
400	400 Vote	I Can't Stop Giving Mass Murderers Their Own Theme Music 2	2
556	556 Vote	The World's Oldest Woman Dies at Age 9 5	5
538	538 Vote	I Can't Wait to Play With This Fucking Pencil 1	1
232	232 Vote	The History of Openly Masturbating in Restrooms 2	2
361	361 Vote	Windows 8 Start Button May Be Fake 1	1
428	428 Vote	When Did "The United States" Become a Thing 1	1
251	251 Vote	Man Sentenced to Sexy Teen Drama 3	3
422	422 Vote	Pope Francis Comes Out as Gay 2	2
268	268 Vote	GRAPHIC Disturbing, 78-Second Video Surfaces Claiming to Be One of Microsoft's Best E3 Conferences 2	2
342	342 Vote	Time to Recognize That All Drugs Are Expensive but Porn Isn't 1	1
508	508 Vote	Kanye West Cancels Concerts Because of You 2	2
648	648 Vote	Is There Even a Government 2	2
707	707 Vote	If You Give Kids Cigarettes, Superman Will @#$%Ing Murder You This Weekend 2	2
313	313 Vote	U.S. Government Shut Down Mother Nature 2	2
543	543 Vote	Nearly 70 Percent of Her Life Was an 80's Training Montage 3	3
893	893 Vote	Dead Kids Have Never Been Happier to Code 1	1
299	299 Vote	How to Make Black Friends 1	1