Headline Smasher

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Voted Headlines

6	6 Vote	How to Be the Pope?
5	5 Vote	Communism, if It Were Real
4	4 Vote	How to Drink Beer, Have Friends
7	7 Vote	Best Twitter Responses to Marie Antoinette (NSFW)
34	34 Vote	My Kids Are Not Sexy
146	146 Vote	New Scooby Doo Is Ruining Your Marriage
8	8 Vote	How Man's Best Friend Could Hold the Key Question for All of Justin Bieber's Penis
6	6 Vote	Al Roker: I Pooped in My Job Scheme
93	93 Vote	Nicki Minaj Apologizes for Hacking Senate Computers
21	21 Vote	Tim Cook Yourself
8	8 Vote	25 Signs You're Not a Murder
3	3 Vote	5 Handmade Sex Toys for Our Future
3	3 Vote	The Ultimate Battle of Awkward Interactions
8	8 Vote	Beyonce Busted for Marijuana…. Again
4	4 Vote	What's It Like to Lose Yourself
21	21 Vote	A Gay Friend Who Refuses to Think Small
7	7 Vote	Alright, Dudes, I'm Ready for a Change
6	6 Vote	I'm Going Down, I Deserve a Medal
88	88 Vote	It's Time for a Penis? 1	1
35	35 Vote	Whose Butt Are You Organizing For?
81	81 Vote	New Software Can Make Your PC Weep
6	6 Vote	Everything You Need to Make Ladyporn Happen
9	9 Vote	9 Surprising Facts About 10 Things That Still Bother Me
33	33 Vote	This GoPro Video of Their Butts and Crotches
9	9 Vote	Dennis Rodman Getting Blown Up by a Middle-Aged Woman, and Snakes
7	7 Vote	She Lost Her Virginity in a Bottle
58	58 Vote	Miley Cyrus Is the Worst. And by Worst, I Mean Racist
185	185 Vote	There Was a Buzzfeed Article
368	368 Vote	This Tiny Cat Found the Secret to Immortality. It's Pretty Awesome
21	21 Vote	10 Signs You're a Total Financial Catastrophe
12	12 Vote	Fun Ways for Black Chicks to Wear a Customized Vagina Pendant?
14	14 Vote	5 Horrifying Ways to Appear Smarter
26	26 Vote	Like, Yea Dude. We're Gonna Watch This Indian Actress Shut Down Internet Access in 5 Incredibly Uncomfortable Yet SFW Sex Videos
214	214 Vote	51 Parents Who Are All About Dongs
7	7 Vote	Help a Broken Arm Look Cool
90	90 Vote	This Male Model Will Deliver Justice to Your Butt 2	2
55	55 Vote	Justin Bieber Faces Arrest if He Doesn't Appear in Celebrity Nude Pic Flood [NSFW]
38	38 Vote	This Chipmunk Fighting Off a Crack Addict
51	51 Vote	Another Israeli Solider Killed in Freak Sex Toy Accident 2	2
6	6 Vote	Actual Useful Tips for Healthy Eating (That Don't Work)