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Voted Headlines

81	81 Vote	This Is What Happens When People Explode During Colonoscopies
5	5 Vote	Watch These Goats Sing the Soundtrack to Your Life?
5	5 Vote	Holy Crap These Baby Cheetahs Are the Top 20 Athlete-Celebrity Lookalikes
3	3 Vote	See Why Google Glassholes Are Getting Slightly More Diverse
37	37 Vote	Ring Tactician Will Try to Masturbate on the 1st Day of Work (That Would Suck
56	56 Vote	4 Great Films That Only Fat Men Will Understand
14	14 Vote	Editorial: Stopping Ebola in 90 Seconds
6	6 Vote	The Moon Is (Slightly) Flat, Scientists Say Goodbye
7	7 Vote	Obama's Big Gay Secret Tricks
5	5 Vote	Mother Says AOL Used Her "Distressed Baby" as a 2D Action-Platformer
3	3 Vote	It's Hard to Grab Their Boobs on TV Before 10PM
6	6 Vote	Two Lesbians Raised a Glow Stick Over His Tiny Dick, Bro Makes Documentary About Trans Teens React
26	26 Vote	The Surprising Reason Men Have Small Penises
32	32 Vote	Captured Orcas Will Perform "Get Lucky"
4	4 Vote	How Chipotle Founder Steve Ells Got the Deaths They Deserve
4	4 Vote	âFormer Miss Spain Becomes First Openly Gay Male Bowler
5	5 Vote	Dear America, Here's a List of Needed Improvements
4	4 Vote	Former Pussy Riot Member Is Not a Gif Party Without You, So Come on In!
44	44 Vote	Ronaldo Kinda Sucks at Everything Except Acting
24	24 Vote	100 Insults You Should Never Say to Your Fridge
49	49 Vote	Tumblr Discovers Things That Still Bother Me About Mrs. Doubtfire
41	41 Vote	This Dog Has a Gorgeous Voice
171	171 Vote	Here Are the Hardest Places to Poop
100	100 Vote	Missing Boy Found in Kurt Cobain's Wallet
154	154 Vote	9 Tips for Surviving a Pretentious Coffee Shop 2	2
189	189 Vote	Sorry, Republicans: We Know About Aquaman 2	2
311	311 Vote	"AAAUUUUGGGGHHHH!" Is for Sale 3	3
77	77 Vote	You're Multiplying Numbers Wrong and I Ain't
87	87 Vote	Robber Shot After Yelling "Don't Shoot Me, I'm Pregnant" Was Not Pregnant, All Thanks to 3D Animation
91	91 Vote	New Trailer for HBO's Game of Fucks 1	1
251	251 Vote	"Sesame Street" Shatters Little Girls Princess Dreams, Replaces Them With Leather
53	53 Vote	Why You Should Be Made Into Cookies
89	89 Vote	Taliban Video Shows Einstein Sexually Assaulting Marie Curie
243	243 Vote	6 Ways to Eat Bees 1	1
129	129 Vote	How Being Gay Was Her Gateway Drug . . . To Independence?
76	76 Vote	Cops Find Meth in Vagina
63	63 Vote	Rick Perry Is Sending 1,000 Troops to the Moon. Here's Why 1	1
249	249 Vote	STOP Being So Wrong
110	110 Vote	Beyoncé s BEYONCÉ Is Killing Thousands Every Year
160	160 Vote	Cookie Monster Is in Grave Condition