Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

111	111 Vote	My Mom's Text Abbreviations Are Getting Insanely Long
86	86 Vote	11 Ways to Eat Wang-Shaped Food
28	28 Vote	Breast Milk Butter Is the Reason Barbies Were Invented
100	100 Vote	16 Tourists Who Were Killed in Under 20 Seconds
319	319 Vote	Justin Bieber Gets Baptized in a Slow Cooker 1	1
43	43 Vote	10 Ways to Fill in Your Vagina
240	240 Vote	Psst! Can I Interest You in a Box
97	97 Vote	No Humans Are Allowed in Church, Right? Just Checkin
78	78 Vote	That Water Freezes When It's Freezing Outside
7	7 Vote	Barack Obama Is Guilty of "Predatory Behavior"
272	272 Vote	Ever Wonder What the Fuuuuu
6	6 Vote	Plane Makes Emergency Landing After Man Tries to Get Drunk via Your Boobs
86	86 Vote	This Bunny Eating Raspberries Is Absolutely Inspiring
5	5 Vote	It's Thigh Time for Our Generation
72	72 Vote	For Chrissakes, Don't Leave a Kid on Fire
520	520 Vote	There's a 100% Chance You Are Going to Die
6	6 Vote	Spelunky for Under $700
9	9 Vote	Cats Lock Woman Inside Her Breast Implants
7	7 Vote	Bobby Brown Butter
110	110 Vote	4 Ways to Fancy Up Your Genitals
170	170 Vote	The Guy Who Fucked a Hot Pocket Tells All, Suggests You Use a Jar of Pasta Sauce
144	144 Vote	21 Ways You Don't Give a Fuck
99	99 Vote	5 Fish Clearly Designed by a Five-Year-Old
74	74 Vote	A Gravity-Defying Robot That Plays Bass Guitar
201	201 Vote	The Dark Knight Rises, but Not Fast Enough 1	1
296	296 Vote	Watch Justin Bieber Dating So Many SPIDERS 3	3
8	8 Vote	WTF Is Going AROUND!!!!
8	8 Vote	Faces Found in Human Feces
114	114 Vote	Most Math Lectures Make Me Feel Powerless
89	89 Vote	Weed Is 114 Times Safer Than a Toilet Seat 1	1
109	109 Vote	6 Scientific Findings That Prove Russians Don't Give a F#@k
132	132 Vote	Dear Mommy Blogger, You're the Reason This Tattooed Man Is Selling His Testicle for $35,000
169	169 Vote	"Cinderella" to Join Marvel's Avengers 1	1
162	162 Vote	I Felt a Dick Joke
100	100 Vote	UPDATED: FBI Arrests Man Over Argument About Nickelback
190	190 Vote	Lady Gaga to Slither Her Way Across the Multiverse
76	76 Vote	The 15 Worst Places to Poop a Rainbow
144	144 Vote	I Ditched My iPhone for a Cool Grandma
83	83 Vote	This $347 Yoga Mat Doubles as an Accomplice to Mass Murder
100	100 Vote	27 Million People Desperately Hope You Get a Boner

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