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Fuck Yes, I'll Eat Some Damn Cupcakes
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Congratulations on the Dong
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Hitler Finally Loses His Shit at Drake Concert
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Interview With a Sandwich
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Minecraft's Creator Offers to Expose His "Very Very" Impressive Genitals
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Scientists Figure Out Sex Makes Babies?
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Sheriff's Deputy Secretly Pepper Sprayed Teen's Pizza, Made Him Immortal
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Justin Bieber Sex Doll Commits Suicide
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Cap'n Crunch Forced to Convert to Mormonism
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Elmo Won't Be Charged in 1945 Massacre
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The Vatican Tries a Little Coke Snorting
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I Believe I May Have Died From Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation
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Baby Amazingly Survives Tragic Accident That Killed Him
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The New Doctor Who Gets Turned on by Farts
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Finally, Someone Has Made Dating More Difficult Than It Needs To Be
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Doctor Diagnoses Female Patient With Lost Limb 47 Years After amputation
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McDonald's Tells Its Employees to Sign Anti-Twerking Blood Oath
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Microsoft Vows to Kill You While You Sleep
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Student Suspended From School After Being Decapitated
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Men Just as Gross as They Sound
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Dear Mr. Putin: How Dare You? How Dare You? How Dare You? How Dare YOU?!?
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Man Gets 22 Years for Tumblr Joke
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90% of Americans Are Just Plain Wrong
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Good Game, Good Game, Good Game, Fuck You, Im Batman
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Water Parks Are Filthy and Sinful
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Autism Linked to Autism
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Boat Filled With So Many White Men. So Many
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If You're Not Examining Your Poop, You're Not Welcome Here
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Why Is Google Evil? I Don't Know, Lemme Google It
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President Obama Vows to "Fucking Destroy" the Taxi Industry
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Nintendo's Been Thinking About Possibly Making a Video Game
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There Are Women Out There Waiting for You to Play MineCraft
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Investing in People's Buttholes
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Pink Has Reinvented Herself as a Pizza Chef in Germany, Apparently
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Life Has Been Cancelled
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To Do: Go to Hell
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You Are Probably Bullshit, Says Science
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Try Not Being Poor?
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Can Someone Please Explain How Math Actually Works
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