Headline Smasher

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Voted Headlines

5	5 Vote	A Drug-Resistant Form of Swagger
6	6 Vote	Paul Ryan Wants to Make Rock, Paper, Scissors More Believable
100	100 Vote	21 Cheap Date Ideas in the Fourth Dimension
7	7 Vote	5 Little-Known Reasons Why Men Should Pay Attention to Me
64	64 Vote	This 3-Year-Old Got Kicked Out of Nowhere
7	7 Vote	Bro Uses Mistletoe to Get Married
322	322 Vote	21 Ways to Eat Bees 2	2
88	88 Vote	Egypt: End This Timeless Debate: Puppies or Babies? 3	3
91	91 Vote	Ice Hockey Is Much Better With Sharks 2	2
41	41 Vote	With School Closed, Teachers and Volunteers in Ferguson Try to Get Laid 1	1
118	118 Vote	Metal Band Metallica Joins Hunt for Man's Missing Penis
77	77 Vote	Scientists Reveal Kinky Secrets of Hospital Emergency Rooms
4	4 Vote	I'm That Man on Earth
4	4 Vote	It's Hard to Explain Romney's Position on Contraception
113	113 Vote	18 Sickeningly Romantic Ways to Cook Asparagus
2	2 Vote	Life After Fez Confirmed
2	2 Vote	Daft Punk Detail Random Access Memories of Flies and Men: What Scientists Are Learning About Insect Aggression
4	4 Vote	Looks Like a Boss
6	6 Vote	Hey Black People: Have You Ever Think About Being Gay Sounds Like. You May Have Been More Terrifying Than We Ever Imagined
4	4 Vote	Elvis Came to Dominate Comic-Con With a Tremendous Show of Sportsmanship
42	42 Vote	Jim Carrey Hates Taking Pictures With His "Man Boobs"
2	2 Vote	Here's a Real Book!
3	3 Vote	They're Using the Toilet
89	89 Vote	I Grew Up in an Elevator 2	2
2	2 Vote	8 Gay Things We Learned From the Season Finale
3	3 Vote	13 Ways to Consume More Tequila
2	2 Vote	Not-Straight People Get Wrong Viral Video Ad Marketplace — VEVO for Sale
2	2 Vote	Scott Walker's Obamacare Video Kills the Case Against the Mom Blogger
8	8 Vote	It's Really Hard at Work for Assholes
40	40 Vote	30 Reasons "Evangelion" Is Still King Kong 2	2
103	103 Vote	Let's Compare Every News Story to a 3D Printed Foot
4	4 Vote	The West Ham
2	2 Vote	5-Year-Old Kid Discovers Xbox One of Course She's Singing About Ecstasy
102	102 Vote	Masturbating in the Air 4	4
5	5 Vote	VP Joe Biden Wants to Bring a Knife (Almost) Everywhere
50	50 Vote	This Feminist Twist on Breakfast Waffles
168	168 Vote	Police Are Just Overgrown Children 1	1
5	5 Vote	3D Drawings That Will Make You a Sobbing Mess
142	142 Vote	15 Dogs Who Are Sick of Batman's Shit
4	4 Vote	The Saddest Clown of All Time Travel

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