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"Monster" Is Too Gentle a Word for "Penguin"
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No. Bigfoot Does Not Live on Pizza Alone
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You Have a Boner
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Celebrities We Often Get Confused With Other Species
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Burning Man: SEX DRUGS SEX DRUGS SEX DRUGS SEX DRUGS SEX AND Making Up Yoga Positions
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6 New Kinds of Orgasms, HA HA
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If Michael Bay Directed a Porno
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13 Signs You Are a Fucking Disgrace
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Kanye West Returns to a Plane, Saying "I'm the Co-Pilot"
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Netflix Has Threatened to Shoot Me
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Birds Are Terrible at Protesting
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Obama's Planning on Turning to Cannibalism?
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Another Reason to Take Down Elmo
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22 Signs You're a Dog
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Supreme Court: Racism Is Pretty Rad
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I Accidentally Shit in Her Mouth
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So You're Trapped in a Washing Machine
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Sex Was Invented by Donald Duck
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Dinosaur Erotica Exists and It's Heartbreaking
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Canada Is a Huge Hoax
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What Are You, a Goddamn Omelet
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Graco Expands Recall of Child Abuse
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Doctors Use Their Medical Superpowers to Cure Baby Born With Morality
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Skeleton Found in People's Bodies. Unreal
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Bank of England Finally Allows Female Bishops
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Missing Boy Found in Kurt Cobain's Wallet
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Sorry, Republicans: We Know About Aquaman
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A White Man Alert
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Sick of Rich People Telling Me How to Cut a Mango
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​Is Marvel Making a Book Bound in Human Skin? Sorry, Not This Time
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Bro Attempts to Pick Up Grandmas, Fails Miserably
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Pope Francis Drops F-Bomb After Ice Bucket Challenge
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America Is Not a Dick Joke
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What Do Homophobes Always Forget When Talking About Dicks
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I Wish My Computer Gave Me Herpes
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Someone Built a Dang Windmill
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10 Signs You're Ready to RUMBLE
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10 Reasons You Absolutely Must Poop Before You Die
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It's Time to Shut the Fuck Up Forever
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Family Very Upset to Find Waldo