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Time to Recognize That All Drugs Are Expensive but Porn Isn't
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Kanye West Cancels Concerts Because of You
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Puppy Tries to Defund Obamacare
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Is There Even a Government
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Jesus Christ This Mini Kitten Is So Heartwarming
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13 Potatoes That Look Like the 90s
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There's So Much Ass
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Why Everyone Should Go Extinct
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If You Give Kids Cigarettes, Superman Will @#$%Ing Murder You This Weekend
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It's Unlikely You've Ever Loved Anything
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U.N. Says We Should All Be Rubbing Puppy Bellies Right Now
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BBC Apologizes for Giving a Shit About Gender Politics
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President Obama: Don't Drone Me Bro
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Here's a Dog That Looks Like a Cell Phone
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Find Out What to Think
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Subway "Sandwich Artist" Puts Penis on Mars
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101 Things Older Than 55 Seconds
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How Crocodile Extinction Led to the Kardashians
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Oh God, This Fucking Pencil
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Watch Live: Obama Speaks Out About Twerking
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Sonic Is in Labor
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Tony Hawk Game, Says Tony Hawk Game, Says Tony Hawk
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Young Child Dies in Tragic Accident at 33
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I Accidentally Went to Yale and Won't Use the N Word Anymore
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Fox News Thinks Obama Is Faking Blackness
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I'd Fuck a Dragon
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Your Baby Is Totally Dumb
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Now You Can Hump It
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KFC Is Turning Disabled Kids Into Awesome Cyborgs
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Penis-Powered Game Gets Highly Unanticipated Sequel
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Siri Is a Virgin. Apparently That Matters
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This Doctor Had a Breakdown, Saw a Therapist, and Ended Up Defeating the KKK
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Uh-Oh: Jon Stewart Returns to Porn
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69 Things More Erotic Than the President
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Judge Finds Cop NOT GUILTY of Being a Douche
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Anthony Weiner Claims He Was Fired for Being the Antichrist
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Republicans Continue to Insist They're Legit
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Congress Is Definitely Drunk
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Somebody Help Me, I Beg You
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Screw It, I Can't Stop Crying