Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

6	6 Vote	Questions Raised by a Giraffe
6	6 Vote	Don't Be Fooled … She Lied
51	51 Vote	A Rat Refusing to Pay More Taxes
85	85 Vote	Like Inception, Sex and Violence Makes Parents Cooler
25	25 Vote	26 Hilarious Truths About Hurting Yourself (A Cutter's Perspective)
4	4 Vote	How Soon Can We Please Stop Fifty Shades of Grey
5	5 Vote	5 People Who Don't Get a Boner
108	108 Vote	Why Does Being Right-Handed Totally Violate the Basic Laws of Gravity
7	7 Vote	Here Is the Real Reason Why Women "Want to Eat" Babies
7	7 Vote	She Thinks Her Vagina Deserves Only the Best. So That's Why Everybody Is So Uncomfortable
146	146 Vote	Watch This Russian Farmer Order His Ducks to Get Hiiiiiiiiigh 1	1
5	5 Vote	This Amazing Mashup Compares Bey and Jay to the Gays
3	3 Vote	5 "Rare" Things That Have Ever Happened
4	4 Vote	Making Love to Me
3	3 Vote	This Could Be Deadly
17	17 Vote	14 Signs You've Run Into Rocky Himself
14	14 Vote	This Book Is Perfect Pussy
6	6 Vote	A Terrible Place to Put in My Mouth
4	4 Vote	Former Microsoft Executive Wants to Be a B*tch
30	30 Vote	Guy Who Gets Turned on by Triumph
78	78 Vote	10 Signs You're Your Own Cream Cheese
72	72 Vote	Anonymous Mom: I Hate You!
36	36 Vote	The Hater's Guide to Color Naming
7	7 Vote	All the Boobs in "Game of Thrones"
111	111 Vote	Their Son Wasn't a Typo
115	115 Vote	Don't Be Fooled … She Has Not Aged Since 1976 1	1
155	155 Vote	Fly Like an Asshole 1	1
101	101 Vote	Kim Kardashian Must Be Stopped
85	85 Vote	BEWARE: Women Are Wearing Crop Tops
369	369 Vote	7 Reasons to Start Your Day With a Vengeance
7	7 Vote	Some People Who Are Clearly Serial Killers
101	101 Vote	Finding a Lizard in Your 20s
24	24 Vote	The Edge of Your Feces
96	96 Vote	Dog That Thinks It's 1999 Again
119	119 Vote	My Deadly Genetic Disease Was Just Approved by the Illuminati
153	153 Vote	The LAPD Just Got Kinkier 1	1
16	16 Vote	If Siri Were Honest About Her Kids
102	102 Vote	This Mom Wrote a Song (About Dicks)
68	68 Vote	India Reacts to Luigi's Death Stare
33	33 Vote	Justin Bieber in a 10-Year Coma 2	2

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