Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

53	53 Vote	Catholic School Forbids 1	1
1891	1891 Vote	Science Has Found the Problem. Everything 3	3
300	300 Vote	England Must Be Removed 3	3
343	343 Vote	Everything Really Is Annoying
280	280 Vote	2016 Will Be Sacrificed to Quetzalcoatl
465	465 Vote	10 Reasons Kids Should Be BANNED
368	368 Vote	Dude… You're Not a Known Giver of Fucks 2	2
375	375 Vote	Yes... Yes... I Am Death 1	1
90	90 Vote	A Grown-Ass Man's Guide to Identifying Someone's Sexual Orientation by Appearance Alone
107	107 Vote	I Killed a Man. Years Later, He Can't Help but Laugh 1	1
211	211 Vote	Russia Announces Plan to Get Laid
473	473 Vote	How to Turn Your Baby Into a GameBoy 2	2
520	520 Vote	There's a 100% Chance You Are Going to Die
113	113 Vote	"Fifty Shades" Was Basically a 90s Tween Disney Sitcom
170	170 Vote	The Guy Who Fucked a Hot Pocket Tells All, Suggests You Use a Jar of Pasta Sauce
8	8 Vote	Mother Refused to Take America by Storm
99	99 Vote	5 Fish Clearly Designed by a Five-Year-Old
54	54 Vote	People Try Living in Cleveland
5	5 Vote	21 Struggles of Not Being Poor?
7	7 Vote	There's a Very Catholic University and It Was Really, Really Gross
47	47 Vote	Court Rules It's Totally Hot That You're Typing "Vagina"
28	28 Vote	This Student Once Ate an Entire Pitbull
49	49 Vote	5 Things Not to Smoke
7	7 Vote	TGI Friday Open Thread: I'm Here to Help You. How? By Terrifying You
6	6 Vote	Republican "Culture Warriors" Are Taking Excessive Risks in Your Coffee
5	5 Vote	Desperate: Common Core Thanksgiving Grudge 1	1
296	296 Vote	Watch Justin Bieber Dating So Many SPIDERS 3	3
73	73 Vote	17 Awkward Moments That Will Send You Straight to Spooky Grammar Hell
150	150 Vote	Miley Cyrus Can't Stop, Won't Stop Killing the Constitution
161	161 Vote	Holy Crap! Am I a Racist? No, Absolutely Not. I Was Horrified
6	6 Vote	The Mid-Sneeze Face Is a Pro-Life Issue
34	34 Vote	Disney's Latest Cinderella Ad Tells Girls to Have Babies With Brain Problems
219	219 Vote	You Won't Believe What This Pug Can Do With Cocaine
5	5 Vote	Why Are People Eating Their House
8	8 Vote	5 Players in the Vag, Unaware Vaginas KILL
7	7 Vote	The Mountain Goats
114	114 Vote	Most Math Lectures Make Me Feel Powerless
5	5 Vote	Prepare to Be Stopped Immediately
89	89 Vote	Weed Is 114 Times Safer Than a Toilet Seat 1	1
5	5 Vote	Hitchhiker's Guide to Legal Discrimination

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