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7	7 Vote	Multiple People Have Died
7	7 Vote	Covergirl's New Makeup Collection Solely Caters to People With Delusional Beliefs
7	7 Vote	Ranking the Best Automatic Dog Feeders to Keep Your Boner Healthy
7	7 Vote	US Tells German Businesses to Stop Telling People to Get Cancer
7	7 Vote	Pornhub Is Giving Me Anxiety
6	6 Vote	Joe Biden Seems to Be Protected From Schizophrenia
6	6 Vote	Here's How Congress Can Stop St. Patrick's Day
6	6 Vote	Pope Francis – Why Should You Care? A Guide
6	6 Vote	How Do I Have Coronavirus? I'll Never Know
6	6 Vote	What It's Like Peeing on Yourself
6	6 Vote	Ethicists Argue for Solving the UK's Cum Shortage With More Tweets
6	6 Vote	Italy Sends 12 Ships to Fight Obesity. This Is Why People Cheat
6	6 Vote	Here's What MDMA Did for My Nation
6	6 Vote	I Was Still in a Bikini
6	6 Vote	Shout Out to People Driving Like Assholes
5	5 Vote	My iPhone Is My Living Self. I Am a Lady but I Am a Shark Attack in Kashmir
5	5 Vote	Formal Royal Chef Darren McGrady Says He's Buff for a Sloth (EXCLUSIVE)
5	5 Vote	It's Honestly Fine if You Absolutely Must WATCH!
5	5 Vote	2,000,000 People Have Died From Lung Disease Possibly Linked to Fixation on Sexual Morality
5	5 Vote	The Division 2 Creative Director Asks Fans if They're Pro-Choice
5	5 Vote	Beverages for Better Sleep Deprivation
5	5 Vote	After 46 Years, New York City Plans to Pet a Turtle
5	5 Vote	Trump's Long History of Sadomasochism Is Strange, Dark, and Occasionally Sweet
5	5 Vote	Woman's Car Rolls Into a Shockingly Helpful Sex Ed Class
5	5 Vote	Tequila Doesn't Make Us Anti-Semitic
5	5 Vote	Am I Depressed or Just Fat Spider
5	5 Vote	Why Do You Feel? 1	1
5	5 Vote	Sleeplessness Gives You Powers
5	5 Vote	Nick Jonas Is Having a Root Canal
5	5 Vote	A Funny Thing Happens When Blind People Take Psychedelics 1	1
4	4 Vote	Jeffrey Dahmer Was Such a Thing
4	4 Vote	Learn How to Argue With Your "Big Mouth"
4	4 Vote	I Can't Wait to Be Failing
4	4 Vote	Even Insured People Are FILTH
4	4 Vote	The Black Death Was Way More of a Hangover Cure
4	4 Vote	Researchers Got People to Die
4	4 Vote	Your Therapist Is Making Queer Pop Anthems for the Ancestral Puebloans
4	4 Vote	Fantasy Football: Should You Be Pooping?
4	4 Vote	I Should Be Criminally Prosecuted
4	4 Vote	Heroin Overdose Parties Are Gaining Popularity With Parents-To-Be

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