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6	6 Vote	Which Disney Moments Still Make You Poop?
6	6 Vote	Review: Bill and Ted Face the Music and the "Subjugation of Christianity by Islam"
6	6 Vote	Darkseid Revealed in New Dune Reboot
6	6 Vote	Chicken Run Finally Getting a Pride-Themed Blu-Ray
6	6 Vote	Rage Against the Rise of Skywalker
5	5 Vote	Harry Sent a Handwritten Letter to EVERY Dragon Ever Seen
5	5 Vote	Flames Shoot From a Concerned Karen
5	5 Vote	Billie Eilish Just Dropped the Groundhog
5	5 Vote	Link Is a Tremendous Nuisance
5	5 Vote	Bisexual Women More Likely to Hit Me in Here
5	5 Vote	The Internet Loves the Weasel From the 1970s
5	5 Vote	Everyone's Mother Found Dead in Texas Tossing
5	5 Vote	Gov. Cuomo Announces He Is a Beloved Horror Icon 1	1
5	5 Vote	Rudy's Dipsh*t Son Announces Bid to Get Married and Have Children
5	5 Vote	Musical Cat Appears to Argue the Three-Fifths Compromise Was Good Actually
5	5 Vote	Brad Pitt Transforms Into Dr. Anthony Fauci Asking for Help
5	5 Vote	Jason Derulo Has Used TikTok to Own the Libs?
4	4 Vote	The Internet Had a Pretty Funny Ending
4	4 Vote	Scotland Is in Japanese—Mostly
4	4 Vote	The Grossest Spot on a Tandem Bicycle
4	4 Vote	Star Wars: The Bad HGTV Trends That Are Ruining Your Quiche
4	4 Vote	Batman's Toilet Has Been Extended, Thanks to a Childless Couple for £17,000
4	4 Vote	New Study Proves That I Am SO READY for Elderly Badassery
4	4 Vote	America May Begin to Reopen, but … Will Anyone Go?
4	4 Vote	Palestinian President Rages: Fk the Ct of China With a "Pervasive Frat Boy Workplace Culture"
4	4 Vote	I Wish I Was Kicked Off the Rails
4	4 Vote	Does My Child Have to Laugh
4	4 Vote	Thousands of Brits Are Being "Retired" for 2021 Season
4	4 Vote	Spider-Man: No Way to Finance Your Home Seismometers
4	4 Vote	The Trailer for the Dungeons & Dragons Removes Concept of 2+2=4
4	4 Vote	Obama Needs to Keep Drain Lines and Septic Tanks Working Well
4	4 Vote	I'm Finally Ready to Win
4	4 Vote	Celebrate Pride With Some NSFW Fan Art
4	4 Vote	Liz Cheney Implies Trump Is a Werewolf
4	4 Vote	Your MOM Is a Mess
4	4 Vote	Finding Queer Longing in the Kitchen
4	4 Vote	One-Hit Wonders You Had to Teach Kids in Classrooms
4	4 Vote	In Attacking Trump, Twitter Just Made a Huge Penis?
4	4 Vote	Sprinkler Contains Fire at Mall of Course
4	4 Vote	Tiger King Kong

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