Headline Smasher

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3,027 smashes / 4,854 upvotes / smashed from 14,538 real headlines

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Most Popular Smashes

58	58 Vote	I Am Proud to Be a Complete Pig
57	57 Vote	President Trump Asserts His Hair Is Just the Chaos of D&D Gone Horribly Wrong
56	56 Vote	China's War With Grandpa!
56	56 Vote	Sorry, We Have Come Together in Matching Pajamas
55	55 Vote	We Live in Sicily
51	51 Vote	London Mayor Accused of Being Afraid of Galaxies
48	48 Vote	Royals Continue to Throw Up White Power Symbols
48	48 Vote	My Phone Is at It Again, Ready to Strike
46	46 Vote	Ahmed Best Confirms Jar Jar Binks Will Not Support New Abortion Rights
42	42 Vote	Life's Better With an Urgent Ecological Warning
36	36 Vote	I Can't Stop Throwing Drinks in Matt Gaetz's Face
36	36 Vote	The Next Three Hours, You Can Get Pregnant
34	34 Vote	Howard Stern Has Been Reading My Diary
34	34 Vote	Stuck in a Fanny Pack
33	33 Vote	I Can't Believe This Beloved Webcomic Is Almost Over 70
29	29 Vote	Dove's New Deodorant Comes in a Tough Pill to Swallow
28	28 Vote	What the Hell Out of a Hat
28	28 Vote	Karen Pence Defends Her Husband by Claiming He Was Scary
26	26 Vote	How a Bisexual Woman Could Be So Much PAIN
26	26 Vote	These Avocados Have a Conscience
21	21 Vote	James Jordan Shares News on His Dad's Recovery Following His Death From COVID-19 at 86
18	18 Vote	This IS an "Arsonist" Who Wants Dems to Lie to Grandparents About Black Boyfriend Dungeon
14	14 Vote	Spring 2021 Cover Encapsulates How I F***
13	13 Vote	Be Wary of the Dragon
9	9 Vote	It's Time to Be Covered in Puke
8	8 Vote	Red Panda Gives Locals a Shock by Going on Hiatus
8	8 Vote	I'd Be Fine With or Without Facial Hair
8	8 Vote	Trump Says He's Done With Luke Skywalker
7	7 Vote	It's Time for Fascists
7	7 Vote	There Is a Pasta Slurper!
7	7 Vote	Mitch McConnell Admits the "Star Wars" Theory Has Everyone Thinking
6	6 Vote	I Just Want to Drink
6	6 Vote	Wait, Why Are Planets Round? 1	1
6	6 Vote	In the Time of Extirpation
6	6 Vote	Loki Just Gave Us Nutmeg
6	6 Vote	MAGIC: THE Gathering Returns to Traumatize Your Childhood
6	6 Vote	Mom Says Kindergarten Teacher Told Student to Dig Feces Out of the Legendary Christopher Plummer
6	6 Vote	I Expect You to Get Off My Lawn
6	6 Vote	What's Going on in Public Restrooms
6	6 Vote	We're Not Living in a Vending Machine

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