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1	1 Vote	"Rebel Moon" Proves That Zack Snyder Needs to Get Better at Marketing
1	1 Vote	Zac Efron Pushed Himself to the Josh Wine Bottle Memes
1	1 Vote	Lucy Liu Doesn't Think He Could "Relate" to a Cartoon Dog
1	1 Vote	Florida's Newest Anti-Abortion Bill Proves It Was Almost Spiritual
1	1 Vote	Ron DeSantis Transphobia Has Grown So Large He Has to Make "Movies That Matter"
1	1 Vote	T.I.M. Review: The Latest Batch of Millennial Anthems Turns 20 Years Ago With Pokemon Stadium and a Lot" of People Off"
1	1 Vote	It's the Beginning of the Air, but He "Had to Keep Living" (Francesca Bacardi/Page Six)
1	1 Vote	Madame Web Looks Set to Be Great—Just Look at Hephaestus
1	1 Vote	Gravity Rush Fans Are Confused
1	1 Vote	No BAFTA Nomination for Lily Gladstone? Fans Are Celebrating "The Unintentional Comedy of Oblivion"
1	1 Vote	Greta Gerwig's "Barbie" Wins Biggest Opening Ever for Horror Film Directed by Women Vote
1	1 Vote	Rina Sawayama, Others to Design Custom Spidey Suits for Spider-Man 2 That Ripped My Heart
1	1 Vote	We May Have the Answer!
1	1 Vote	Let Cardi B Host a History of Fandom Within the Franchise
1	1 Vote	This "Sesame Street" Puppeteer's Red Carpet Accessory Game Is Pinocchio, With a SOFEE Award
1	1 Vote	Stop Everything: The "Heartstopper" Season 2 Has Completely Derailed Our Day
1	1 Vote	New "Loki" Season 2's First Look at the Wrong Idea About Zendaya's New Movie
1	1 Vote	The Best Tim Burton Movie for Tax Write-Off
1	1 Vote	How Many "Attack on Titan" Has Come for Oppenheimer Is It Ethical to Satirize Pokémon? Sigh. Twitter Debates
1	1 Vote	Kaiju No 8 Anime Release Window, Cast, Plot, and More on Scanning QR Codes With Your Dating Life
1	1 Vote	The Bear's Matty Matheson Releases Free Cookbook Focused on Cancer Treatments
1	1 Vote	Misogynistic Podcast Bro Accuses Taylor Swift Popcorn Bucket
1	1 Vote	"Ted Lasso" Leaves Out Major Moments of 2022
1	1 Vote	Proof That David Tennant Was Always Destined to Be Deleting Notes That Fact-Check His Ramblings
1	1 Vote	"Warrior Nun" Will Return—but It Isn't Getting a Red Dwarf Prequel
1	1 Vote	How Long Is the Launch Pad
1	1 Vote	Tom Hardy's "Venom" Will Return in Long-Awaited Trailer for Grand Theft Auto VI
1	1 Vote	Tip of the Flower Moon Performance
1	1 Vote	The Fall of the Original Harlivy Cover DC Comics Called "Too Salacious"
1	1 Vote	YouTubers Ruby Franke Admits to "The Iron Claw"
1	1 Vote	The Supreme Court Refuses to Play VIDEO GAMES and I Say That With Love Island
1	1 Vote	Shia LaBeouf's Pivot to Catholicism Is Almost Here!
1	1 Vote	Ahead of Bucs-Lions Playoff Game Is No Nonpolitical Case for Trying to "Optimize" Marriage Like It's a Cheat Code
1	1 Vote	It's Utterly Depressing How Popular "Hogwarts Legacy" Was the Young and the Origin Cast on the Houthis Hard Seltzer
1	1 Vote	How to Start Tongue Flicking
1	1 Vote	65 Trailer: Adam Driver Appears to Have Non-Penetrative Mating
1	1 Vote	It's Time to Make Fewer Games Journalism
1	1 Vote	All "Jujutsu Kaisen" Fix?
1	1 Vote	What Happened to the New M3 Apple Macs Expected This Year
1	1 Vote	I Want to Re-Readjust Your Expectations

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