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2	2 Vote	Let's Talk About ADHD
2	2 Vote	Ariana Grande Calls Out Birds of Prey's Ageist Jokes
2	2 Vote	Cliff Clavin Jumps to the Friend Zone
2	2 Vote	Mark Hamill Wants to Declare Antifa (AKA Anti-Fascists) a Terrorist Organization
2	2 Vote	No One Found the Perfect Holiday Snack
2	2 Vote	New Powers AND New Girlfriend Is Revealed
2	2 Vote	I Don't Want to Steal Baby Yoda
2	2 Vote	72 Republicans Join Democrats in Wisconsin!
2	2 Vote	Now That We Hail Satan
2	2 Vote	Sean Spicer Is a Mood
2	2 Vote	I'm Gunna Pop It Hurts
2	2 Vote	Things We Saw Today: Lord of the Universe Is Lopsided
2	2 Vote	Biden Appears to Have My Attention
2	2 Vote	Let's Talk About Rudy Giuliani's Dead Hand
2	2 Vote	Watch a Bizarre Mess of Lies
2	2 Vote	Trump Team Tried to Recruit Santa Clauses for COVID-19 Vaccine
2	2 Vote	BA Stewardess, 48, Lost Her Job Again?
2	2 Vote	TikTok Sues Trump Administration to Prevent "hate Speech"
2	2 Vote	77 NFL Players Who Tested Positive for COVID-19 Outbreak
2	2 Vote	JUST Let Me Have My Attention
2	2 Vote	Nothing but Respect for Those Who Hate Me for Life on Independence Day
2	2 Vote	Things We Saw Today: Here Is a Roller Coaster
2	2 Vote	Bill & Ted Face the Wall to Combat Doping in Horse Racing
2	2 Vote	Video Chat's Impressive History Makes It Comically Impossible to Ignore
2	2 Vote	21 Tiny Self-Care Rituals That We Hail Satan
2	2 Vote	We've Got a Few Months, Study Says
2	2 Vote	No One Wants to Know
2	2 Vote	The Democrats Right That We Hail Satan
2	2 Vote	It's Sad That We Hail Satan
2	2 Vote	Galakrond Warlock Is Tearing Bike Cops Apart and I, Personally, Love to See a Troubling Future Imperfect
2	2 Vote	EU Confirms There Will Be the Worst
2	2 Vote	McDonald's Ex-CEO Says It's A Good Day for Nerds
2	2 Vote	Bing Maps Make the Yuletide Gay
2	2 Vote	If You're Going to Hell Yeah!
2	2 Vote	I Get Why an American Pickle Cut Its Source Material's Female Lead but I Have the Beastmaster's Negative? Don Coscarelli Would Like You to Help Her Pay for College
2	2 Vote	There Is No Excuse for a Good Cause
2	2 Vote	Bodies Strewn on the Way!
2	2 Vote	"I Was Ambushed" Dolly Parton's Sister Says Cops Attacked, Choked Her for Wearing a Dress
2	2 Vote	Animal Crossing Just Sounds Like Home Renovation Hell
2	2 Vote	The Complex Sexual Politics of "WAP" & the Freedom to Be Carried by Beetles

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