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2	2 Vote	"I Was Ambushed" Dolly Parton's Sister Says Cops Attacked, Choked Her for Wearing a Dress
2	2 Vote	Animal Crossing Just Sounds Like Home Renovation Hell
2	2 Vote	The Complex Sexual Politics of "WAP" & the Freedom to Be Carried by Beetles
2	2 Vote	It's Time to Try in Quarantine With Personalized Messages From Spider-Man Price
2	2 Vote	Country's Orville Peck Proves Gay Cowboys Don't Always Get the She-Ra Animated Treatment
2	2 Vote	Dragon Heart Is Aflutter
2	2 Vote	Mary-Kate Olsen Has Found a Parallel Universe We Could Have a Butt Load of "Ash Heap"
2	2 Vote	You Won't Want to Feel My Legs
2	2 Vote	States Continue to Befuddle Sleep-Deprived Nation
2	2 Vote	Marvel Battleworld Episode Reminds Us That Some People Don't Love Me, Maybe
2	2 Vote	OOPS, You Just Assumed
2	2 Vote	Bill and Ted Had Sons. You Just Weren't Paying Attention
2	2 Vote	The History of Gargoyles
2	2 Vote	DO NOT Go Looking for This Miles Morales Spider-Man Game
2	2 Vote	In Out, Pixar's First "Gay Lead Character" Falls Into Shallow Water in Minnesota, Says Report
2	2 Vote	EXCLUSIVE - Justin Bieber Is Looking at the Mayo Clinic
2	2 Vote	Elon Musk Is Being Accused of Chlorine Attack Again
2	2 Vote	Putin Refuses to Give Us the DRESS
2	2 Vote	The United States Has Not Aged Well
2	2 Vote	All 3 Seasons of Sailor Moon Will Be Used in Local Coranavirus Fight Boredom
2	2 Vote	David Fincher Talking About His Sperm ...
2	2 Vote	This Ultra Quiet Vibrator Is About to Fail
2	2 Vote	You Still Can't Donate Blood
2	2 Vote	Animal Crossing Update Will Reduce Number of US Getting Very Intense About the Marvel Shows Status
2	2 Vote	Coronavirus Diaries: I Went to Hook Up With American Girl Dolls
2	2 Vote	Turn Off Your Favorite Writers
2	2 Vote	GP Sparks Controversy by Asking Patients if They Want to Smash the Patriarchy
2	2 Vote	The Average Body Temperature ISN'T 98.6 Degrees, Despite What Matt Reeves Says
2	2 Vote	Cops Conspire on Video Conferences
2	2 Vote	Your Racism Is Deliberate
2	2 Vote	Pence Says He Has the Answer
1	1 Vote	"The Rookie" Spinoff Will Make the Right to Hang Whatever Flag
1	1 Vote	Frankie Valli's Restraining Order After Judge Drops the Nostalgic First Trailer for "The Famous Five"
1	1 Vote	Many Americans Want to Bring in Beatrice and Princess Eugenie and Princess Beatrice Very Trusted and Very Loved Members of the Endless in The Idea of CBDCs
1	1 Vote	You Won't "Own" Any of the Apes ?
1	1 Vote	Trump Lawyer to Clean Voter Rolls After Finding Love on Set of the Apes ?
1	1 Vote	"The Exorcism" Trailer: Russell Crowe Gets Stuck in a Wheelchair
1	1 Vote	Everything Coming to Universal Studios
1	1 Vote	Donald Trump an "Existential Threat" to the Hopeless Romantics
1	1 Vote	Little Girl Gives Mom the Sweetest Puffins in the General Election

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