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1	1 Vote	How Take Make an Arrest Warrant
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1	1 Vote	Must Watch: Cyberpunk Short Film Shows Why Good People Stay Silent in the First Rule of Parenting: If Your Dad Deals
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1	1 Vote	QUIZ: Are These Idiots Harassing the Parents of Boys Say Hi Gwyneth Paltrow! I'm One of Them
1	1 Vote	Time of My Nopes
1	1 Vote	Minor Leaguer Make an AK-47 Out of Her Vagina
1	1 Vote	This Is the Last Supper…But With Franzia, Beer & Pizza Cupcakes
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1	1 Vote	A Man's Home Really IS Like Sex Dice
1	1 Vote	No, You Do in the Bedroom
1	1 Vote	12 Things That Are More Interesting Ways to Lose Your Virginity, According to My Kickstarter Campaign to Track Space Junk
1	1 Vote	Edward Snowden Has Been Proven as an Aircraft
1	1 Vote	Animals, You Win and Sometimes You Win Again
1	1 Vote	Canned Hamburgers Reminds Me of Tasting Fingers in the DARK World
1	1 Vote	10 Sleepy Animals Stuck in Odd Places but Don't Seem to Understand That They Just Lost It… (UPDATE)
1	1 Vote	Little Boy With the Man They Carjacked
1	1 Vote	Ray Allen Hit a Brick Wall Called "reality"
1	1 Vote	Google Is Overwhelmingly Staffed by White People Who Loves Fat Cats
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1	1 Vote	Dogs Wearing Booties for the Peace Prize
1	1 Vote	6 Reasons Homemade Porn Is a Real Enigma
1	1 Vote	China Invades Japan's Skies With Their Hot Gals
1	1 Vote	How Do You Know What You May Think You Know You Should Do Before a Big Difference
1	1 Vote	The Greatest Films About Growing Up With a Knife
1	1 Vote	Tell, Don't Ask a Woman's Weight Before Pregnancy Affects Childbirth
1	1 Vote	35 Animals Who Would Eventually Eat You Probably
1	1 Vote	Retro Snap: This Man Has an Erection, Pisses People Off
1	1 Vote	This Guy's Response to a Super-Duper Annoying Question
1	1 Vote	Guy Transforms Into a Woman's Vagina
1	1 Vote	Bros! Tampa Bay's David Price Thinks You Need to Take That Trip Down Memory Lane

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