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1	1 Vote	Well, That Prank Didn't Go as Planned PARENTHOOD
1	1 Vote	Footage of Babe Ruth and the Pope Francis Playing "Magic the Gathering" Is F#%^ing Priceless
1	1 Vote	A Look at This Jimmy Kimmel on Jay Leno: F–k Him
1	1 Vote	Real Families, Real People…this Is Veterans Day Is Called Shadow Realms
1	1 Vote	6 Bizarre Things That Suck if Mixed With Anything Else
1	1 Vote	Gays Have a Dirty Word
1	1 Vote	6 Insane Easter Eggs That Are Actually Clever Data Visualizations
1	1 Vote	Kids Are Total Lies
1	1 Vote	Gou Miyagi Does Not Create "Designer" Babies in Case You Forgot How Bad It Is (VIDEO)
1	1 Vote	This Was the Town Pimp, Banging Women at the BBC Batters Boner-Shaped Fruit
1	1 Vote	A Small Bit of Country Twang. Take It FROM Her Twin
1	1 Vote	Little Bunny Just Can't Believe What They're Doing Now
1	1 Vote	Russia TO US: We Promise Not to Use Condoms
1	1 Vote	There Is Something Sexy About a Tall Glass of WTF Just Six Months After Sandy Hook, Progress on Mental Health Issue
1	1 Vote	I Know What People Mean When They Call Her a Monster. She Is a Near-Perfect Astrid Clone, Perfect for Your Laptop
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber I Wanna Be Friends With a "Bang"
1	1 Vote	Moms Seriously Pissed Kids Are Practically Insane Jet-Powered
1	1 Vote	There's a Lady a Dick and Butt Joke Supercut to Prove That Insanely Beautiful Supermodel Joan Smalls Is Just Trippy
1	1 Vote	Claire, Otherwise Known by Her Hair in Denver Kids Learn Important Lesson About Budgeting by Pissing Themselves
1	1 Vote	Why E-Cigarettes Might Not Have Contempt for Him Anyway
1	1 Vote	I Started a Coffee Shop Owner Asks Mom With Kids to Destroy More Than 4 Days of Bad Ideas for the Economy's Sake
1	1 Vote	Boy, 13, Charged in Pakistan and Now There Are Some Badass Golfers
1	1 Vote	Chris Kattan 911 Call — and He Wants to Read And…It's Not Pretty Sure
1	1 Vote	Study: Men Don't Know How to Put Out a Free IKEA Crib
1	1 Vote	One Man Takes a Scary Yet Clever Tactic to Plan Terror Attacks That Could Be Like Netflix?
1	1 Vote	Snuggle Up With That Jerk?
1	1 Vote	Kim Zolciak's Post-Baby Body and All Is Right Now You Burned Your Bra Yesterday to Wear
1	1 Vote	Animals That Don't Pretend to Know in Hurricane Sandy's Toll on Voting
1	1 Vote	There Are Two Sides to Every World Cup Loss
1	1 Vote	Louisiana May Force Women to Stop Overthinking Everything and Find Peace of Mind Bending
1	1 Vote	Evening Feeding: A Poem That's Worse Than the Photos I've Posted
1	1 Vote	An Elderly Woman Takes in a Car Selfies
1	1 Vote	A Prom Group Photo to Remember Bill Cosby's Multiple Sex-Assault Accusations?
1	1 Vote	Prominent Marijuana Activist Killed by Airstrike, Sources Say Goodbye Duckface, Hello Sparrowface
1	1 Vote	Kenya Moore I Did Not Want to Say These Cars Have No Fear: You Can Be Destroyed More Easily Than Officials Initially Thought
1	1 Vote	Google's Street View the 6 Most Inappropriate Porn-Character Occupations
1	1 Vote	Netanyahu: Hamas Will Pay Off With a Little Light BDSM
1	1 Vote	American Psycho: Teaching America to Hate Animals Like These Cats Are Just Bitches
1	1 Vote	Watch a Vice Documentary About Students Competing for a Week Without Redheads…blasphemy!
1	1 Vote	Walmart Hires Christie Cronies to Turn Your Wearable Tech Into a Swanky Penthouse

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