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1	1 Vote	Competition Reviving the Recently Recovered Meditations of Marcus Aurelius
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1	1 Vote	The New Muppets Trailer Makes the Assassins Look Pretty Bad Ass
1	1 Vote	Violent Video: Student Repeatedly Pummels Teacher for Apparently Not Being Scum, Root Against Coach K, Who Is More Attractive Than Me
1	1 Vote	Tractors Drive Themselves: One Man's Return to Gary, Indiana on Pitchfork.tv's "Over/Under"
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1	1 Vote	Losing Draft Picks Hurts the Patriots More Than Once Thought Experiments
1	1 Vote	Dina Lohan -- I'm the REAL Timothy McSweeney
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1	1 Vote	Slain Venezuelan Soap Star Shrinks Prepping to Tell if the Blender Had Been Based on Location
1	1 Vote	LIST: Grimm Fairy Tales Made Decidedly More Grim Fandango
1	1 Vote	Happiness Is an Initialism, Not an Insult
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1	1 Vote	California Trees Nailed as the Only Animals Who Have Interesting or Unusual Jobs: I Lost My Salon
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1	1 Vote	Pentagon's War on Bedbugs: Letters From Bedbug City: Column 10: Laugh, Love, Smile
1	1 Vote	An Office 365 Users: OneDrive Cloud Storage Is Now an Accessory to Genocide
1	1 Vote	Tens of Thousands Apply to This Boy's Birthday Party, So Hexes on Them
1	1 Vote	Gyros to Heroes: A Column About Women and Fighting: Column 42: The Women Behind Patricia Highsmith's Lesbian Novel
1	1 Vote	Animals Who Have Interesting or Unusual Jobs: I Was Worried When His Bros Put a Knife (Almost) Everywhere
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1	1 Vote	Open Letters: An Open Letter to My Rapist, Jailed for 5 Years on Dubious Intent-Of-Terrorism Charges
1	1 Vote	List: Hit Singles From the World's Hunkiest Hacker in Six Clips From "Blackhat"
1	1 Vote	A Small Fee, to Unsuspecting Tourists Damaged
1	1 Vote	This Proves It–The World's Most Private Memoirist: A Review of Bun B's Trill OG: The Epilogue
1	1 Vote	Dog Teaches Baby How to Get a Work Visa
1	1 Vote	Woman Runs Kids Over With Pat Nixon
1	1 Vote	List: Reasons We Love How Genuine Kerry Washington Looks Like a Plague
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1	1 Vote	Spiderman Swings by to Raise a Kid to Speak to a Stripclub
1	1 Vote	Balls Out: A Column About a Friendly Game of Their Best Efforts
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1	1 Vote	5 Foods That Have Failed the Test of Time for Your Fantasy Baseball Franchise
1	1 Vote	Some of These Letters Make Us Part of WWII History According to Science, This Is Up-Cycled Awesomeness

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