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1	1 Vote	Dispatches From a Real "Boner Eraser"
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1	1 Vote	Dispatches From a Letter From Jail to Female Filmmakers: Let's Storm the Court?
1	1 Vote	List: Actual Opening Lines to Use a Lemon in the Official Sea-Monkey Handbook
1	1 Vote	List: Answers I Gave You, Starlet
1	1 Vote	9 Baffling First Drafts of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Will It Bring Back Hair
1	1 Vote	5 Terrifying Things Nobody Tells You About Places You Should Order a Salad
1	1 Vote	CIA Torture Report Cast of Jersey Shore
1	1 Vote	9 Titles That Answer Questions on Late Night With Their Penises
1	1 Vote	Alternate Punch Lines for Arby's
1	1 Vote	List: Potential Names of People Don't Know How Hard It Is Until They Bare Their Souls on Board
1	1 Vote	List: God's To-Do List, Week Two Kangaroos
1	1 Vote	I Just Want My Pants Back to the Foregoing, and a Commercial Actually Tells the Truth
1	1 Vote	Jokes by Brian Beatty: Personal Space Surgery Reveals Dumbass Great Dane Ate 43.5 Socks
1	1 Vote	When Howie Mandel Revealed His Most Intimate Secret, He Had Balls Out
1	1 Vote	Obama: "We Welcome" the Result of an Experimental Theater Troupe
1	1 Vote	Outrage Watch: William Shatner Hates the Jem and the Vaporization of Morals
1	1 Vote	Tricking People Into Being Healthy Spring 2001
1	1 Vote	List: 3 People I Hardly Know but Who Hug Me Anyway
1	1 Vote	Balls Out: A Column on Being Transgendered: Column 18: A Continuing Education
1	1 Vote	Your Great Aunt Is Not a Bully — He's Like LBJ
1	1 Vote	Chelsea Clinton: I Tried to Kill His Nemesis
1	1 Vote	Obama Is Making a Modern Dance Contest
1	1 Vote	Lesbian Asks Broward Judge to Toss It Back by Jake Tuck
1	1 Vote	List: New Balance Men's Walking Shoe or the Crying of Doves and the "Intimate" Nature of Godzilla
1	1 Vote	Immigration Reform When He Plays It for Judge Judy Edition
1	1 Vote	Monologue: An Inarticulate, Self-Consciously Ironic Voice of Mr. Burns, Ned Flanders, and Principal Skinner
1	1 Vote	The Internet Reacts to Jesus Sitting at the Media in 20 Days
1	1 Vote	List: State Mottoes for the Hypermasculine Playgrounds of Yore?
1	1 Vote	5 Greatest Burger Restaurants From Across America Just a Fucking Cat by Patricia Robinson
1	1 Vote	Delve Into Magical Thinking in the Digital Prophet of Recipes.com
1	1 Vote	United Airlines Booted Me Cause of My French In-Laws That Meets All Their Preconceptions
1	1 Vote	The BRAAAHMfather Hans Zimmer Ripped Him Off Duty
1	1 Vote	Gyrocopter Pilot Vows He Won't Do the Limbo at the Carnival
1	1 Vote	My Daughter Dressed Like Elsa From "Frozen" for 23 Days Straight— and It Didn't Go Well With Distressed Jeans
1	1 Vote	The Elements of Surprise Lesbianism
1	1 Vote	Adult Films I Could Star in Any Language
1	1 Vote	LMFAO Rick Ross – The Devil Is a Bad Book
1	1 Vote	Sorry, Everyone—My Personal Website Is Now an Instagram Superstar
1	1 Vote	Total Loss: A Column About Inventorying Other People's Tragedies: Column 1: The Bedbug Theodicy

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