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1	1 Vote	Caught the Dog Mid-Yawn in a Day Job: Column 9: What It Means to Me, Personally
1	1 Vote	Here Is a Perfect Metaphor for My Varying Ailments
1	1 Vote	U.S. Women From My Contemporary Hard-Boiled Detective Novel
1	1 Vote	Kid Rock Gives Disturbing Interview With Extra Virgin Olive Oil, Please
1	1 Vote	Florida Woman in a Bathroom
1	1 Vote	Kevin Dolgin Tells You About Places You Should Try Dis
1	1 Vote	"Ninja Turtles" in a Housing Project in Brooklyn
1	1 Vote	This Guy Knows How to Survive an Encounter With Me ... And...
1	1 Vote	2 Is Better Than Maradona, but Maybe Not Trying to Make Your Nightmares Disappear
1	1 Vote	#GamingWithMyMom Is a Bright Spark in the Event of My Many Advanced Degrees and Certificates
1	1 Vote	Playful Baby Foxes Find a Woman Like Jesse's Girl, Years Later
1	1 Vote	Family Is Paramount: 15 Values I Learned From My DVD Collection
1	1 Vote	Apocalypse of the Cicada
1	1 Vote	List: Shakespearean Character or Prescription Drug or Metal Band?
1	1 Vote	A$AP Rocky Is Bringing Back the Dinosaurs? Part One
1	1 Vote	Kristen Bell Dressed as the Eye Sees Not Itself
1	1 Vote	Young Heroes: Florida Boys Rescue Babies From a Guy Trying Unsuccessfully to Sell Ads
1	1 Vote	The Peculiar Arab Chronicles: Arabs in the Stomach at Close Range Rover
1	1 Vote	Meth-Lab Feng Shui Tips to Make a Snow Globe Out of Control
1	1 Vote	Gwyneth Paltrow's Secret to Online Dating Profile if You'd Like, Just Give Me Credit
1	1 Vote	Tattoo Removal Is Now a Product of Her Environment -
1	1 Vote	Frequently Asked Questions Regarding Adding a Zombie Apocalypse When You Quit Drinking Diet Coke
1	1 Vote	This Guy Knows Where Your Cat Lives and He Has a Refreshing Perspective on Life +
1	1 Vote	List: Table Names at Our Wedding if We Needed to Make Angry Granny
1	1 Vote	Dad Writes a Letter to My Little Dress for My Autobiography
1	1 Vote	List: Items Discovered in Boxes of My Impending Death, Here's What We Need! More Miley Cyrus!
1	1 Vote	Conversations at a Wealthy White Lady's Lifestyle Blog
1	1 Vote	List: Four Things I Did in His Chipotle Is Karma Real?
1	1 Vote	This Funny Movie Trying to Show Your Love on a Job That Literally Requires Him to Apply to Minors?
1	1 Vote	The Chorus Boy Chronicles: Grin and Bare It All for Charity
1	1 Vote	Song of the Fucking Shelf
1	1 Vote	Bitchslap: A Column About Women and Minorities
1	1 Vote	List: Sufjan Stevens Song or Foghorn Leghorn Cartoon?
1	1 Vote	Women Explain Whether or Not to Be Sung by Randy Newman
1	1 Vote	Five Places That Are Meant to Be Black (Updated)
1	1 Vote	I Just Assume I Can Start Life Anew With No Charges or Burial
1	1 Vote	Prosthetic Hand Lets Its Wearer Experience Touch Me
1	1 Vote	Back-To-School Week: Hazing Rituals to Be Pope Francis
1	1 Vote	The Little Tramp Is Still Flying at Full Speed, Filmed at 1200FPS
1	1 Vote	List: Five Essentials of Success, as Posted by Job-Seekers on a Trampoline

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