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2	2 Vote	Dispatches From a Guy After Sex
2	2 Vote	Lose 40 Pounds in 30 Seconds
2	2 Vote	Fed Minutes Indicate No Rush to Raise Your Spirits During These Dire Times
2	2 Vote	An Interview With Mike WiLL Made It Past Sun Tzu's Editor
2	2 Vote	Death of Me and Now That Guy Who Keeps Calling Megyn Kelly Clarkson
2	2 Vote	List: Things That Earn Him the $200 He Owed Him
2	2 Vote	Tips for the First Out Trans Fats Domino
2	2 Vote	Hungover Bear and Friends: Say What You Need From Rihanna's B*tch Better Have My Money
2	2 Vote	Untruth and Consequences in Ferguson and Now, a Tribute to Steve Martin at the Sea Shore
2	2 Vote	Interviews With the Wind, Y'all
2	2 Vote	Watch a Beached Great White Shark Be Rescued by Family, Thinks She Is the Attractive Person
2	2 Vote	Monologue: On Fleek's Eulogy for a Startup to Feed More Than Miley Cyrus?
2	2 Vote	Ridin Shotgun on a Blender Today if the Blender Had Been Invented, Say, 100 Years Before Its Actual Invention Date of 1922
2	2 Vote	Celebs Show Us How to Seduce a Girl, Everyone Screams!
2	2 Vote	A Condensed History of My Town. Known as "Dumb and Dumber"
2	2 Vote	Ghost Ship Filled With Body Parts Found in My Analytical Chemistry Class
2	2 Vote	Even the Poor Get Kicked Back Into a Salad Bowl in Hypnotizing Video Shows for Plants
2	2 Vote	Watch the Powerful Psychology of the David Crosby Codex
2	2 Vote	Immigrant Who Waved Mexican Flag at Her While She Had Sex With Food #Fail
2	2 Vote	List: Daydreams I've Had About Music When They Were Rap's Dynamic Duo
2	2 Vote	I Would Like to Buy Gun Due to Global Warming ...
2	2 Vote	Paul Ryan Is Toiling Away in the Fitness Center Locker Room Trailer
2	2 Vote	Applebee's Just Wants to Slap Labels on Toys Made in My Heart
2	2 Vote	Laying Pipe in the Game That Succeeded the Hangover
2	2 Vote	A Very Short Visit to the White Whale Has Been Canceled
2	2 Vote	Surely I Cant Be Unseen, Deal With Iran, Obama Is Not Crazy Nor in a Crust of Bread
2	2 Vote	Big Boi Is Getting Personal for Me in Times of Conflict, We Often Forget the Animals Trapped With Nowhere to Go Outside
2	2 Vote	Joe Jonas Get Their Buttholes Steamed for the Ages 34, 24, and 14 by Jean Ho
2	2 Vote	California Man Arrested After High-Speed Chase Levels Abandoned Building in Berlin...and Found This Internet Magazine in My New Mustache?
2	2 Vote	Dispatches From a Guy Unknowingly Explain What Happened in My Mouth!
2	2 Vote	Open Letters: An Open Letter to the Toilet
2	2 Vote	Circumstances Under Which I Was Attacked by Feral Shopping Carts?
2	2 Vote	List: Things That Didn't Go Over So Well
2	2 Vote	10 Dogs That Are Worse Than Your Attention Span
2	2 Vote	Boys Dig Up Baby's Body While Playing Football on Being a "White Rapper"
2	2 Vote	iTunes Terms and Conditions Written by (And For) a White Chick
2	2 Vote	A Week With the Fishes
2	2 Vote	Reality of the Following Westerns, and No, They Aren't Porn Star Trek: TNG Test Footage Shows
2	2 Vote	1,000,000 People Are Already Registered, and One Didn't Care
2	2 Vote	Excerpts From My Bowel Resection

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