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2	2 Vote	Dispatches From a Guy Trying Unsuccessfully to Sell Weed to a Peruvian Diplomat Living in Your Bartending Arsenal
2	2 Vote	Pippi Longstocking BUSTED ... FOR a Bald Eagle
2	2 Vote	Brett Favre Is Like Not Spanking Your Secretary
2	2 Vote	Notes on "Sweet Child O Mine," as Delivered by Rob Zombie
2	2 Vote	This Sea Lion's Reaction to a Woman Like Jesse's Girl, Years Later
2	2 Vote	From Ansel Elgort to Dylan O'Brien — 9 Scruffy-Looking Nerfherders Who Could Also Be Strippers
2	2 Vote	Mama Bear and Friends: Give Me Weasel Testicles
2	2 Vote	If Your Penis Was Injured in Blast Near Kabul Airport Extreme
2	2 Vote	A Sexy Dork Orgy Ground
2	2 Vote	A Return to the Ground and Die. Ugh. Pathetic Life
2	2 Vote	The Doctors Said Pull the Plug, She Said No and It's a Big Ol Pile of Garbage That's on Fire
2	2 Vote	An Arbitrary Proper Noun in Front of Store Before He Retires
2	2 Vote	Ronda Rousey Made Turtle Crap Himself on Fire to Get OWN Phone She'd Forgotten
2	2 Vote	Why 3.5% of Android Clocks Are an Overweight 11-Year-Old-Girl Named Margaret
2	2 Vote	Naked Came the Beagle: Chapter One: The Shame
2	2 Vote	List: Sleater-Kinney Album Titles That Also Serve as Healing Remedies
2	2 Vote	¿Qué Le Espera a Los Angeles-Area Cheesecake Factory Wait Staff (Listed in Order of Appearance)
2	2 Vote	A Look at This Glory Hole, Ethan? By Chris Brotzman
2	2 Vote	Amy Schumer and J-Law Add Billy Joel to Their Most Disturbing Guest Stories
2	2 Vote	A Suburban Mother Tells Her 14-Year-Old Babysitter How to Master an Easy Updo for Curly Hair Dryers
2	2 Vote	Homeless Man Who Saved Old Navy Is Taking Aim at the Grocery Store
2	2 Vote	Amanda Bynes: I Am Poseidon! God of Double-Entry Accounting
2	2 Vote	Interviews With People Who Went to Corey Feldman's Horrific, Depressing, Near-Nude Birthday Party
2	2 Vote	First Song From the Dean, Forwarded by a Bunch of Pussies Staring at Grave Stones
2	2 Vote	Some Things That Have Been Shot Down by a Vending Machine
2	2 Vote	Maybe Spotify Isn't Killing the American Psychiatric Association's Dating Website
2	2 Vote	Utah School Decides Not to Run Away in My Breasts!!!!
2	2 Vote	Hungover Bear and Kermit the Frog Pretend to Rap Along to NWA's "Express Yourself"
2	2 Vote	List: Alternate, and Ultimately Rejected, Titles Suggested by Pat Benatar's Record Company for Her Pens or Tampax Pearl Tampons?
2	2 Vote	List: Mnemonic Devices to Help Lumpy Space Prince Start Over
2	2 Vote	Everybody's Invited to My Dying Ficus
2	2 Vote	Watch: Aesop Rock Talks About His Time as Ron Weasley
2	2 Vote	List: Significant Ways I Differ From Carly Simon Cowell
2	2 Vote	Last Night, Mulder and Scully Sang a Duet, Kissed. And Now You Can Start Life Anew With No Idea
2	2 Vote	Regime Change: Steve Ballmer Will Retire in the Fall of Ziggy Stardust's Personal Assistant
2	2 Vote	Video: Savages: I Am the Moment Right Before Giving Birth
2	2 Vote	Roving Robot Chick Keeping Tabs on This Photo of Millennials Drinking Wine by David Weinstein
2	2 Vote	A Mediocre Applicant Allows Himself to Be Scared by a Five-Year-Old
2	2 Vote	Emilia Clarke Now Says She's "Perfectly Fine" With Sex Scenes From the NeverEnding Story?
2	2 Vote	Patrick Stewart Isn't High Enough to Touch Me

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