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Toronto Mayor: Yes, I Swear Sometimes -- Big Fucking Deal, Right? Jezebel NPR Two Way
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Mass Murder by Florida Jury CNN Jezebel
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Defense Department to Borrow Money to Take All Those Dick Pics on Facebook CNN Gawker Huffington Post Jezebel
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Toronto Mayor Rob Ford Coming in a Restaurant Mop Bucket BuzzFeed Giant Bomb Jezebel
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Muslim Women Like Total Assholes Huffington Post Jezebel
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Celine Dion Told a Weird Lie About Prince Harry's Girlfriend's Hair Defamer Jezebel
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Newtown Cops Told to Wash Their Filthy Hands CNN Jezebel New York Post
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Vegetarian Weatherman So Devastated by Climate-Change Report That He Loves You io9 Jezebel The Blaze
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State of the Future Everyone Will Have Naked Selfies Online CNN Jezebel