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Grumpy Cat Signs Movie Deal, Will Be a Lioness BuzzFeed Gawker Jezebel
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California Mother Arrested for Making Omelets, Duh CNN Gawker Jezebel
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Suicidal Woman Jumps in Front of Hundreds of Fashion Chickens CNN Gawker Jezebel
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20 Things No One Ever Tells You About Becoming a Thing BuzzFeed Jezebel
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Someone Invented a Baby Goat BuzzFeed Gawker Jezebel
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Shake That Ass, Marcus Fenix. Shake It Like Miley Cyrus BuzzFeed Jezebel Kotaku
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Women Can't Wear Pants on Fox News? AWESOME CNN Jezebel Upworthy
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Government to Sell Bras CNN Jezebel
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Baby Panda Cries at a Comic-Con. I Told Him My Wife Didn't Appreciate My Fridge Magnet Poem Gawker Jezebel r/funny
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Bare Breasts Fail to Reach Valhalla? CNN Jezebel Nature
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Is Earth Really a Thing? Giant Bomb io9 Jezebel
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Handy New App Teaches Guys How to Embarrass Their Kids
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Ahh! Beyoncé Might Be Giving You Cancer BuzzFeed Jezebel
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Sly Sea Lion Outsmarts Fisherman, Snatches Monster Catch From His Butt CNN Gawker Jezebel
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U.N. General Assembly: The World's Worst Modeling Agency CNN Defamer Jezebel
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At Last, a Man Named Tinker Huffington Post Jezebel
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Bitches Be Crazy Expensive Gawker Jezebel
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Adult Wants Kids to Stop Sweating and Eliminate Marijuana Stench BuzzFeed Jezebel
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Middle-Aged Men Are Jerks Gawker Jezebel
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This Kitten Has Some Tips for the Health-Conscious Lazy Ass BuzzFeed Jezebel
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Sarah Palin Posts Pic of Sasha Obama's Butt in Jean Shorts CNN Gawker Jezebel
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An In-Depth Tour of the Day: Mmmm... HAM Gawker Giant Bomb Jezebel
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NYC Preschoolers Don't Give a Fuck About Any of Your Biz BuzzFeed Gawker Jezebel
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Maybe It's Time for Giant, Spiritual Dicks CNN Jezebel Kotaku
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Google Made Sweden Delete the Word "Chucklefucker" Can Chuckle Fuck Itself CNN Gawker Jezebel
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Too Lazy to Wash Your JEANS Jezebel TMZ
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100 Things You Should Unlearn to Be President? Huffington Post Jezebel Upworthy
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Enjoy 7 Minutes in Rehab Giant Bomb Jezebel
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Britain to Measure Thighs, Necks, Wrists Jezebel Nature
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Corey Feldman's Horrific, Depressing, Near-Nude Birthday Party Gleefully Documented on Facebook in Exchange for Cash Gawker Jezebel
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This Puppy Would Like to "Wear the Pants" in Her Own Website BuzzFeed Defamer Jezebel
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Eisner Is Definitely Lacking Something (Strippers) Defamer Jezebel
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This Dog Waves Her Butt Plugs Gawker Jezebel
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I Can't Come Into Work Today Because I'm in a Kilt BuzzFeed CNN Gawker io9 Jezebel
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Juggling Otter Is Emperor of the United States BuzzFeed Jezebel
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Your Evening Cry: Invisible Dogs Are Finally Here Gawker Jezebel
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Thousands of Men in Speedos CNN Jezebel
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This Dog's Butthole Seriously Looks Like Suit of Armor BuzzFeed Jezebel
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How Can I Adopt You? CNN Jezebel
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31 "Celebrities" Who Are Nothing but Glitter BuzzFeed Jezebel